Oh, hello. Where the hell have you been?
Never mind - doesn’t matter. I’ve been too buzzy to spend a whole bunch of time Socialising. That’s a long story which will have to wait for another Day. In the meantime…

DID YOU KNOW that TOMORROW is my Birthday! It is.
Tomorrow, I will bee turning 50. The Big Five-Oh.
And Correct me if I’m wrong, or don’t, but that absolutely, positively, beeyond any shadow of any doubt whatsoever makes Me the Oldest Honeybee in Existence, probably.

I’m going to bee Highly Disappointed if the Hive doesn’t Surprise me with a Surprise Party tomorrow, then again, I don’t really like Surprises, so I need to make sure I’m not going to bee Disappointed tomorrow.

So I’m gonna go do that.