Georgie had to work late at the Office...
19/04/17 07:14
Sorry I wasn’t around yesterday, but when I went to my Editor’s Office, he told me that there were “a couple of Problems” with last week’s Issue of “Inside the Stump”.
“There were Issues with the Issue?” I had to ask.
“I don’t know,” my Editor said, “would you consider a whole bunch of Lawsuits ‘an Issue’?”
“Maybee,” I told him. Why are they suing you?”
“They’re not suing ME, Bee, they’re suing the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record…and Online News, and that,” he added, “is unacceptable.”
His Compound Eyes got all squinty and he pointed his wing at me and said, “And you’re not leaving this Office until you sit down and FIX those Problems, Bee.” Then he locked me inside a small room with a Pencil, a Legal Pad, and box of Erasers, and told me I had to stay in there until I, “remedied the Problem”.
“Or Else,” he said.
Geeeeeeeeeze. I hafta say that the worst way to spend a perfectly good Warm Season Tuesday trying to avoid beeing "Or Elsed", ya’ know what I mean?
Anyway, it took me all day yesterday and all last night, but I fixed the Problem, probably, so bee sure to check in tomorrow for the next Issue of “Life in the Stump”: Everybody’s Source of Dependable News and Information.
“There were Issues with the Issue?” I had to ask.
“I don’t know,” my Editor said, “would you consider a whole bunch of Lawsuits ‘an Issue’?”
“Maybee,” I told him. Why are they suing you?”
“They’re not suing ME, Bee, they’re suing the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record…and Online News, and that,” he added, “is unacceptable.”
His Compound Eyes got all squinty and he pointed his wing at me and said, “And you’re not leaving this Office until you sit down and FIX those Problems, Bee.” Then he locked me inside a small room with a Pencil, a Legal Pad, and box of Erasers, and told me I had to stay in there until I, “remedied the Problem”.
“Or Else,” he said.
Geeeeeeeeeze. I hafta say that the worst way to spend a perfectly good Warm Season Tuesday trying to avoid beeing "Or Elsed", ya’ know what I mean?
Anyway, it took me all day yesterday and all last night, but I fixed the Problem, probably, so bee sure to check in tomorrow for the next Issue of “Life in the Stump”: Everybody’s Source of Dependable News and Information.
I'm exhausted. I'm gonna go back to bed.
Let’s all bee careful out there.