Alright then…where was I? Oh yeah. Meteorology.

So, just as my Editor told me I should do - Or Else - I went to the Hive Library and tried to find everything I could about Meteorology and Forecasting the Weather.

When I got there, I was Warmly Greeted by the Head Librarian, Melodie Hausenfliffer.
“What,” she asked me, “can I help you find? Would I bee guessing wrong if it appears you might bee looking for something in the Self-Help Section? Or perhaps you’re interested in a Romantic Adventure Spy Novel…we just received a shipment of 87 copies of “An Affair in Algiers”, if that interests you. Or perhaps you are seeking something in the Non-Fiction Category, something like…”
“Meteorology,” I interrupted her.
“Of course,” she said. “You do look like a bee who’s interested in the Weather.”
I wondered what the hell she meant by that, but beefore I could ask her, she told me to follow her. So I did that.

Within just a few Minutes, Melodie had provided me with every available Book having to do with the Weather.

After we got all the Books back to the Front Desk to get them Checked Out, Melodie told me that I had exactly 16 Days to Absorb the Knowledge contained in the Reading Materials beefore they had to bee Returned. I asked her, “What happens if I don’t get all these back in time?”
“I’ll leave that to your Imagination,” she said.
“Fine,” I said.
“Exactly,” she said.

So I stacked up the Books and made my way back to my ShoeBox, and for the next 16 Days, I Thoroughly Studied every book having to do with Meteorology and Weather Forecasting, and do you know what I learned? No? Well then I’ll tell you: I learned that in order to Accurately Forecast the Weather, you need Specialised Equipment that I don’t have anymore beecause it was Sucked Up in a Terrible Storm awhile ago, which is why I had to go to the Library in the first place.

Now that you mostly Fully Understand my Dilemma, you’re probably Wondering what I could do to provide my Editor with Primarily Accurate and Marginally Useful Daily Weather Forecasts, aren’t you? I thought so. I can answer that in two Words: Fabricated Intelligence, or as Kevin, my Illegitimate Nephew calls it, “F.I.”

After I returned all the books to the Library, I made my way over to Kevin’s BootBox (he’s still living with Great Grandma Gee Gee (who, by the way, has made a Fortune on her Delicious and Mostly Nutritious Royal Homemade HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™ and has Promised to take us all on a Cruise…of course, we keep asking her “When?” and about all she’ll say is, “At some Unforeseeable Point in the Future, Dear,” whenever that is) beecause Kevin Knows Everything there is to Know about Fabricated Intelligence.

Anyway, I knocked on their BootBox Door, and Kevin answered. He seemed a bit Annoyed.

“Uncle Georgie,” he said when he opened the Door, “you are the Best Uncle in the World, and I Love you, but I am Insufferably Buzzy at the Moment, so I must ask: what the hell do you want?”

“Intelligence,” I told him (I forgot to put in the “Fabricated” part).
Kevin looked at me kind of Funny and said, “But Uncle, you ARE Sentient. Everybody knows that. Are you here looking for some sort of Validation? Beecause if you are, I have to tell you that I’m just too Buzzy to bee holding your Wing and Reassuring you that you’re an Intelligent Being. Seriously now, Uncle.”
“So you’d rather I come back later?” I asked him. “There really is something I need to Talk to you about, so… “.
“Okay fine,” Kevin kind of Buzzed at me. “Come back tomorrow.”
“Fine,” I said.
“Fine,” he said, then he gave me a HoneyChew Krisp Cookie fresh out of the Oven, and told me to Leave.

So I did that.

I just can’t wait to get Kevin’s Help in getting Set Up with a Working Fabricated Intelligence Weather Forecasting App. I think we’re all Excited about that, aren’t we?
I thought so.

In the meantime, I’m thinking about going to Lousy Louie’s. I have a Coupon for two Regularly-Priced Nectartinis for every Purchase of a Half-Priced Half-Order of Honey Glazed Pollen Puffs.

Yeah, I’m gonna go do that.