It sounds like beeing Isolated is getting to Georgie...

Is it still Monday? I hope so. I don’t like it when I miss the best day of the week. I’m asking, beecause I’m not exactly sure what day it is for sure, beecause somehow, I managed to miss last Wednesday, and most of what I think was Saturday, so my Internal Calendar is kind of screwed up. Does that ever happen to you? I thought so.

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So I got another Buzz•O•Gram™ from ButterCup. I dunno why she’s still holding that silly Grudge over that Birthday Thing. Seriously now. It’s not like I can go back in Time and make her Birthday any more Festive than it probably wasn’t, ya’ know? Beesides, beefore this whole Contagion Thing showed up, I’d sent my Time Machine out to bee Detailed and have the batteries replaced, but I’m hoping they’ll finally bee able to finish that up and deliver it to me early last week, but I’m not holding my breath.

But it is good to hear that my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, is doing okay, and that the Authorities in Kansas are finally doing something about Gladys HoneyWings and her Inconsiderate Habit of hugging everybody all the time and ignoring the Rules about keeping at least 15.72” away from everybody else until this Contagion is over. I wonder if she’s even wearing a Mouthpart Mask. Probably not.

Anyway, I really should try to figure out how to do one of those Video Chats so I can find out what’s actually going on with everybody - Or Else - but I’ve been very buzzy watching my Stories. As it turns out, Lance turned down that Lucrative Position he was offered, and told Alexandria that he’s just been in it for the laughs. I don’t know why he said that, since it doesn’t seem to me that Alexandria is laughing all that much about the whole thing, but as far as I’m concerned, that’s fine since after what she did to Courtney at her Coming Out Party, she kind of deserves what she gets. In the meantime, Lance has started over-indulging in Nectartinis, which, if you ask me, is Highly Irresponsible of him…but as we all know, there’s no talking to Lance, so I wouldn’t bee at all surprised that he has to go into Rehab in the next Episode, which starts in about ten minutes.

So I’m gonna go watch that.

Let’s all bee highly careful out there!

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