Three more days. Counting today, there’s only three more days to go beefore that Wasp, Larry, finally has to move out of my ShoeBox. I can’t wait. It’s been Insufferable having to share my Private Space with that Jerk, and Potato and I are looking Forward to Larry getting the hell out of here.

Until then, though, I’ve been trying to make the best of a Bad Situation.

First, after it beecame Apparent that Larry was never going to give up control of the TV Remote, I took it upon myself to buy two Additional Multi-Trans-Universal Generic Big Screen TV Remotes - one for Potato, and one for me. Since those arrived, we’ve been able to Exercise a more Equitable Sharing of Control over our Respective Levels of TV Enjoyment.

Of course, since we’ve still been pretty much stuck Inside all the time, and beecause Larry doesn’t play Games (I invited him and Potato to play a Round of Parcheesi, but Larry got all Defensive about his Age and just said, “Why in the World would I interrupt my Intensely Buzzy Schedule and Squander my Time on something only a Seven-Year-Old might enjoy? I wouldn’t, that’s why.”)

I told Larry that what he said made absolutely No Sense, especially since he’s only Four Years Old. Personally, I think he felt Threatened, but none of us was in any Mood to Argue with him.

I’m just glad I’ve been able to catch up on my Stories. This New Season of Re-Runs of “As The Hive Turns” has had some Huge Surprises in it, which you already know if you’ve been able to Tune In. (Can you even beelieve that Jessica left Kyle to follow that Baron Von Smitz and his Aerobatic Bee Flying Circus? I never would have thought she’d give up the Security she had with Kyle to go after such an Uncertain Future on the Road, would you?)

And speaking of Aerobatic Bee Flying Circuses, there are Big Things going on in the Hive today, beecause today is Mayor Billy Bee’s Official Birthday. He signed a Decree giving everybody the Day Off so we can all attend his Huge Birthday Bash. We’re all Highly Excited… and I think I’ve gotten him the Perfect Birthday Gift. I’m gonna give him one of those Snark Brothers Enterprises Gift Cards that my Lawyer, S.O.Bee, got me in that Class Action Lawsuit Settlement. I’m sure the Mayor will bee More Than Pleased when he receives my Mostly Thoughtful Gift. (I wouldn’t want to Disappoint him on his Special Day, or get him Upset with me on any level.)

Speaking of somebody beeing Upset… I just got a Note that was passed along from my Editor. For some Reason, it sounds like he’s Upset about something. He Notified me that I hafta bee in his Office no later than tomorrow morning - Or Else.

Seriously now, I do understand that I may have forgotten to remind myself to remember to get those Feature Articles about what it was like to bee in a Persistent Coma for the past, couple of weeks, but I think he should Realise that maybee Not Remembering Things like I should is part of my Lengthy Recovery Process as a Persistent Coma-Patient Long-Hauler, probably. Hopefully, I’ll remember to make it over to his Office, though I really don’t wanna’ miss any of Mayor Billy Bee’s Birthday Extravaganza. (I’ve heard Rudy Bee managed to track down a huge Bunch of Happy Birthday Balloons from the Bee Balloon and Aerial Flotation Device Emporium, so that everybody at the Party will get to take one Home with them. I’m Highly Excited.)

Speaking of which… I’m excited to see that Larry has just gone to the Bathroom (I wish he’d pick up his towels), which means I have some time to watch my Stories.

So I’m gonna go do that.