So as I was saying, after my Lawyer, S.O.Bee told us to get out of his Office (which we did), ButterCup, Potato, and I went back to ButterCup's Place. By the time we got there (we had to walk very Slowly to keep up with Potato), it was Middle-to-Late Afternoon, and long past the time to indulge in a Mid-to-Late-Afternoon-Post-Brunch Snack. I was going to just go into ButterCup's Kitchen to try to Locate something that would bee an appropriate Snack, but then I remembered she made it mostly Clear that she didn't want me Piddling around in her Space. So I didn't. Instead, I asked her what she had around her Place to Munch on for a Snack.

She looked at me and asked, "A Snack? It wasn't that long ago that we had Brunch, and it's not that long beefore it's time to have Supper. You're telling me you're actually Hungry? Seriously?"

"Yes," I said. "I always try to enjoy a Mid-to-Late-Afternoon-Post-Brunch - or Lunch- Snack," I said.

"So you're telling me this is going to bee a daily thing? Is that right? Is that what you're telling me?" ButterCup asked. She sound slightly Upset.

"Yes," I said.

ButterCup just kind of rolled her Compound Eyes at me, and said "Fine, let me see what I might have."  Then stepped into her Kitchen Space, rummaged around, and came up with what turned out to bee a Box of Cookies.

"Oh good. Cookies. Always a Perfect Snack," I commented.

ButterCup gave me the Box of Cookies, and at first, I thought it was a Box of Great Grandma Gee Gee's Royal HoneyChew Krisp ™ Cookies. But no, it wasn't. The Package looked almost exactly the same, but what ButterCup gave me wasn't a box of Great Grandma Gee Gee's Royal HoneyChew Krisp™ Cookies.  What ButterCup gave me was a Box of something called "Grandma Gee Gee Gee's Royal HoneyKrisp Chew™ Cookies". Then in the Fine Print under the part of the label where it tells you about the Good and Not-Necessarily-So-Good Ingredients, kind of Above that Table that lists all the Information about how much Weight you'll Gain for each Cookie you eat, and right next to the blurry numbers showing the Expiration Date, I spotted the Manufacturer's Information. I couldn't beelieve what I was seeing.

"'Manufactured with Marginal Care and Spotty Attention to Quality Control by Amalgamated Bakery and Snack Foods, a Subsidiary of Snark Brothers Enterprises.' For Product Questions, or to submit Glowing Reviews of this Product, please contact Felonie Snark, Associate Director of Quality Control and Consumer Litigation," I read that Label Out Loud so ButterCup could Explain why she was trying to pass off a box of Counterfeit Grandma Gee Gee's Royal HoneyChew Krisp ™ Cookies on me. "These," I buzzed loudly as I held the Box over my Head, "are Counterfeit Cookies! This is an Outrage!”

"Are they?" ButterCup asked. "I had no idea. As a matter of fact, I actually didn't buy those - somebody was passing out free Boxes of Cookies the other day. They looked real to me, but I didn't really look at them all that closely."

"Well they're not real," I informed her. Then I opened the box, and grabbed one of the Cookies. It almost immediately Crumbled into a Dusty Pile of dried-out Crumbs. "Do you see this? This is flatly Unacceptable. I wonder if Great Grandma Gee Gee even knows that her Delicious, and Mostly Nutritious Royal HoneyChew Krisp ™ Cookies are beeing Counterfeited by the Snark Brothers." 

"I don't know," ButterCup said, "but somebody probably needs to tell her what's going on here. “I mean, if it were my Cookies beeing Counterfeited, I’d want to know.”

"Absolutely," I absolutely Agreed with her. "She has to know that Felonie Snark and the Snark Brothers are Totally Ripping her Off.  I suggest we take this Box of Counterfeit Cookies over to Great Grandma Gee Gee's BootBox right now and show her exactly what they're doing. And while we're there, I can get a chance to visit with my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin.  I don't think I've seen him or Great Grandma Gee Gee since I Awoke from my Persistent Coma, probably. We can sit around, Munch on some Genuine Royal HoneyChew Krisp ™ Cookies with them, and after we Discuss Gee Gee's Available Legal Options to deal with this Counterfeited Cookie Thing, we can catch up on what's going on."

"Fine," ButterCup said.

"Fine," Potato said.

So we did that.