As we all know, the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record published my Exposé on what Her Insufferable Royal Majesty, Queen Darla has been Up To since she was Coronated. Or maybee I should say that it was Supposed to bee published; unfortunately, Krunch McKowskey pushed his way into my Editor’s Office, found my Exposé, and Redacted the hell out of it. Needless to say, our Beeloved Readers in the Hive were more than Disappointed, and a small group of Bees have been Protesting (I’m sure more would bee joining in, but most everybody in the Hive has to Work, so there’s just no Time for Protesting). The Protestors are Demanding that the unedited Exposé bee published. They’re all very Certain that the Queen is Hiding something.

I hope my Editor kept an Unedited copy. I wouldn’t want to have to do all that work all over again. I’m also hoping that the Unedited, Not-Redacted Exposé is finally released so that everybody in the Swarm can know exactly just what kind of Queen we’re Dealing with.

In the meantime, I really can’t do much about any of this, other than to try to keep Tabs on my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin. Speaking of whom…

Yesterday was Kevin’s Birthday, but due to his still beeing inside the Snark Brothers Enterprises Headquarters carrying out a Covert Intelligence Mission for The Resistance, we weren’t able to Celebrate with a Party for him, as we usually do. I think sometime today, I’m gonna try to at least sneak in a Gift Card for him. I’m sure we all Agree that his Birthday shouldn’t go UnObserved just beecause he’s on an Undercover Mission. So far, we haven’t heard much from him, so we’re all guessing that he’s either biding his Time and we’ll hear from him sometime beefore the end of the Work Week, and hoping that his Mission wasn’t Discovered which would mean that he would have been taken into Custody and sent to that Highly Unpleasant Detention Hive located somewhere off the Coast of the Gulf of Mexico. I wouldn’t like to think that he had to Celebrate his Birthday in that place, if you know what I mean.

Anyway. I need to go find a Suitable Gift Card for Kevin and do my best to Deliver it to him without raising any Suspicion. I’m thinking he’d enjoy a Gift Card from Bees ‘R Us (if you’ve never shopped there, you can find just about everything you Need whether you Need it or not.

So I’m gonna go do that.