Do you live around here? And If so, have you by any chance Stepped Outside lately? I mean seriously now.

Now, I realise I’ve been Totally and Exclusively Focused on what it is I’m gonna do for the rest of the Cool Season, but after Potato (my Sensory-Impaired, Certified Emotional Support/Service LadyBug) noticed I’d been Staring Into Space for the past I dunno how many Days, she told me to Snap Out Of It and go Outside for a Breath of Fresh Air. So I did that, and about the only thing I can say is: What the hell happened to all the Nice Weather?

I dunno if you live around here, or if you’ve even Noticed, but it’s COLD out and, at some point when I wasn’t paying a lot of attention (which I haven’t been lately), it also Snowed. Geeeeeeze…it’s still the Cool Season for cryin’ out loud - NOT the Cold Season.

Let me just ask: Should I bee running around Outside when it’s Cold and Snowy? No, I shouldn’t bee (I’d Freeze and Die, and Nobody wants that, probably). And since I shouldn’t bee going Outside, do I have a whole bunch of stuff to do Inside? No, I don’t. So what am I going to do? I’m gonna go to bed.

I’ll see ya’ when I wake up.