I'm Highly Happy to let everybody know that my Lawyer, S.O. Bee, was able to Intervene in the Threatened Deportation of my friend, Rudy Bee, to that Highly Unpleasant Off-Shore Punitive Beehive somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico.  He convinced Krunch McKowsy (Queen Darla's  Enforcer) that Rudy hadn't been Insulting her Insufferable Royal Highness, Queen Darla, and that he was merely Doing His Job as the Investigative Reporter for the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record...and Online News. So Rudy's free. For now.

But I'm Highly Unhappy to announce that Krunch McKowsky decided to take me into Custody beecause he thinks I shouldn't bee able to call Her Insufferable Royal Highness, Queen Darla, "Insufferable", even if (as everybody in the Hive knows) she is. So I'm under arrest and am beeing threatened with beeing Deported to that Highly Unpleasant Off-Shore Punitive Beehive somewhere off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. I can tell you right now that I don't want to Go There. As I might have mentioned beefore,  I've heard the Nectar there is terrible, and the only thing on the TV in the Commons Area are re-runs of those Annoying Burger Queen Commercials (I'm sure you know the ones). I'm guessing they do  that on purpose, just to make the whole Experience of beeing there all the more Non-Enjoyable.  

Anyway, after Krunch took me into Custody, I was given the Opportunity to send One Buzz-O-Gram™, so I contacted Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) and asked him to ask my Lawyer (S.O.Bee) to come back to Krunch's Temporary Detention Facility that's conveniently located in the Basement of the Hive (you didn't know that Hives have Basements did you? ), so I'm hoping that he shows up pretty Soon and is able to get me out of this mess.

I asked Krunch if I was at least going to get a Hearing about all this.
"No," he said.
"But I'm a Contributive Member of the Swarm in Good Standing, mostly, so shouldn't I at least get a chance to Speak on my Own Beehalf?" I had to know.
"No," he said.
"Well, I think you should know that my Lawyer is on the way, and I think he'll bee able to clear up this Whole Mess."
"He'd better bee here soon," Krunch said, "beecause your Flight will bee leaving soon."
(I found out that Red Eye, Owner and Chief Pilot of WTF Airlines has cut a Deal with Her Insufferable Royal Highness, Queen Darla, to Transport those she considers to bee "Problem Bees" to that Detention Hive. To bee honest, I would have expected better from Red Eye.) 

In the meantime, while I'm waiting for him to Show Up, I've just been informed that I have to Submit to having my Wing Prints taken (no two wings are the same, you know) and get ready to Board my Flight, which I hope I don't hafta' do beefore S.O.Bee gets here and manages to use his Formidable Negotiating Skills to Facilitate my Release and convinces Krunch to let me go back Home to my ShoeBox (I really need to use the Bathroom, and I totally Prefer to use my own), then take a Nap.

So I'm gonna go do that.