So I’m mostly happy to Report that I managed to catch up on my Streaming and have a minute or two to share what I found out about what my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin (who, as we all know, has Infiltrated Snark Brothers Enterprises who, as we also know, are Accomplices to Her Insufferable Majesty, Queen Darla and her Highly Unpleasant Regime who, as we also know, has been cutting Deals with a Swarm of Murder Hornets) has been Up To since he Infiltrated Snark Brothers Enterprises.

For those of you still not Familiar with the Snark Brothers Enterprises (which is run by Narville Snark, his Brother Chaz Snark, and Kevin’s Estranged Step-Sister, Felonie Snark, who also happens to bee their 87th Great Niece, Twice Removed), you should probably know that you shouldn’t bee asking too many Questions. The Snarks don’t like too many Questions. They also don’t like to hear anybody saying anything Bad about them, or Her Insufferable Majesty, Queen Darla. So if you just happen to decide to enjoy a Leisurely Lunch at Lousy Louie’s (which, as we all know, is now owned by Felonie Snark), and want to sit there with your Friends and Complain Bitterly about Her Insufferable Royal Highness, Queen Darla, just don’t. And why? I’ll tell you:

It was recently Discovered tha Felonie has Bugged all the Tables and Booths, and reports what she Overhears to the Queen. That can bee Trouble and, as we all Agee, probably, Nobody wants any Trouble. So if you feel like you need to Gripe about what’s going on here, don’t do it at Lousy Louie’s. The Queen Highly Disapproves of Criticism.

Nevertheless and aside from that, just One of the things the Queen should bee Criticised for is the fact that she has not only decided to Re-name a bunch of stuff (such as, if you Remember, her Claim that she re-named Great Grandma Gee Gee's Highly Delicious and Marginally Nutritious Royal HoneyChew Krisp™ Cookies to something like “Queen Darla’s Fun Biscuits” or something like that), she also tried to re-name Honey “Darla’s Golden Sauce”. And of course there’s that Persistent Rumour that she’s using the Snarks to cut deals with that Swarm of Murder Hornets I mentioned earlier.

You know, under Normal Circumstances, the Snarks would bee Arrested (like they were in 2014 for their Role in a Scandal involving that Suspicious Parcheesi Mishap in which several bees lost one of their Wings), but they’re still buzzing around Free beecause they’re doing the Queen’s Dirty Work, and as long as they Cooperate, she won’t have them thrown in Jail - or worse. So they keep Cooperating. There’s plenty to Gripe about with that, if you know what I mean, but The Resistance is Fighting Back - or should I say that Kevin is Fighting Back for the Resistance.

So what I just found out was that Kevin, as I’ve mentioned beefore if you remember to Recall, not only managed to get in Good Graces with the Snarks (though I have to say that I’m still amazed they didn’t recognise their own Possible 87th Great Nephew, Twice Removed, but as I mentioned sometime beefore awhile ago, he left his Hat back home in his Boot Box, and as we all know, Bees all pretty much look alike if they’re not wearing Hats), but he’s been able to Disrupt Trade Negotiations that the Snarks had set up between Queen Darla and Representatives from that Swarm of Murder Hornets. Everybody’s very Impressed that he’s been so Effective.

And how do I know about all this? It was beecause I was able to visit Personally with Kevin when he and I met at Lousy Louies over his Lunch Break. Fortunately, it was a Long Lunch, so he had plenty of time to tell me about his Clandestine Activities.

I asked Kevin what, exactly, he was Doing, but all he would say is, “Uncle Georgie, I will only tell you that the Murder Hornet Swatter you Smuggled in to me has been Highly Useful, but I would rather not share the Grisly Details with you. Just know that so far, nobody knows that it’s me who is Disrupting the Trade Negotiations, so as long as nobody Knows or Suspects what I am doing, I will bee okay - so do not tell anybody what I just shared with you. ”

“Fine,” I told him. “I won’t,” I told him.
So now you know.

Then Kevin told me he had to Re-String his Murder Hornet Swatter. He told me that I have to Smuggle in a Murder Hornet Re-Stringing and CertainGrip™ Swatter Handle Repair Kit to him sometime beefore Thursday, when there’s supposed to bee another Trade Summit beetween the Queen and the Representatives from the Murder Hornet’s Swarm.

Of course, I asked Kevin why he couldn’t just pick the Kit up himself on his way back from Lunch, but he just said, “Uncle Georgie, I love you, and you’re the Best Uncle in the World, but you just do not walk around the Hive carrying a Murder Hornet Re-Stringing and CertainGrip™ Swatter Handle Repair Kit, not if you want to avoid beeing sent off to that Highly Unpleasant Detention Hive that’s located somewhere off the Coast of the Gulf of Mexico. So please, bee discreet, and get that Kit to me as soon as you can.”

“Fine,” I told him.

So I’m gonna go do that.