So, as you can Imagine, I’ve been spending a Highly Large Amount of Time doing my best to find my still-Missing Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin. Fortunately, as I was enjoying a Relaxing Lunch at Lousy Louie’s I received an Urgent™ Buzz•O•Gram™ from him (I was Highly Glad that I wasn’t in the Bathroom when the Messenger arrived with it, ya’ know?).

I have to say that the Buzz•O•Gram™ was Highly Vague and didn’t offer much Insight into where the hell Kevin is, but at least we know he’s still Alive. Of course, as soon as I finished my Lunch and ordered some Dessert (I’m on a Diet you know, so I just had the Half-Order of Honey Glazed Pollen Puffs), I knew that I should probably Inform The Resistance as soon as possible. After I decided to just go ahead and order the Other Half of the Half Order of Honey-Glazed Pollen Puffs (why waste good Pollen Puffs?), I immediately buzzed over to the Entrance of the Secret Underground Headquarters to share the Urgent Message I’d received from our Resistance Infiltrator, Kevin.

When I got there, I had another Run-In with that Argumentative Security Guard.

“You’re Irresistible,” he said to me.

“Thank you,” I said, “but I have a Highly Urgent Message to…”

“You’re Irresistible,” he interrupted me.

“Yeah, you’ve said that, but look…” I started to say, then I remembered he was asking me for the Password, but I knew that he knew that I knew the Password and that I’d already given it to him the last time I was there, so I said,. “Can’t we just Dispense with the Formalities here? I’m in an Incredible Hurry beecause I have some Very Important Information to share with The Resistance, so…”

“No,” he said. “I have no idea who you are or who you might Bee. You have to realise that Bees pretty much look alike, so it’s almost impossible to tell one Drone or Worker from another Drone or Worker, and you’re certainly not the Queen who we wouldn’t let in anyway - so NO.”

Then the Security Guard and I got into a big, long argument about the fact that I firmly Beelieve that all Bees DO NOT all look alike, but he said, “Without hats, all Bees look alike. And you’re not wearing a hat, so last chance: You’re Irresistible.”

“Fine,” I said. “That’s what she said,” I said.

“You may Enter,” the Security Guard told me.

Beefore I went in, I told him, “Hey next time, why don’t you just Remember me. I know that you know that I know the Password, so just let me in next time without asking all the unnecessary Flattery.

“That won’t bee happening,” he said, “especially if you’re not wearing a hat,” he added.

“Fine,” I said, and went ahead and Entered.

When I got inside the Underground Headquarters, I shared the Urgent Buzz•O•Gram™ with the Resistance Chair Pro-Tem (don’t tell anybody, but it’s Ultra Violet - she’s been keeping the Resistance Swarm Soothed with her beeloved Ukulele playing), and I told them that we needed to figure out how to Smuggle a Murder Hornet Swatter to Kevin who, as I told you beefore but just in case you forgot, has Infiltrated Snark Brothers Enterprises. So after some Buzzing back and forth, it was Decided that beecause I used to Sell Murder Hornet Swatters, it would bee easier for me to Smuggle one of those things in to Kevin.

“Fine,” I said.

So I hafta’ go do that.