I’m not gonna tell you what I’ve just been through, but I hafta say that, as Difficult and Exhausting as it was, I’m exceedingly happy to Report that after a great deal of Trial and Tribulation and Sneaking Around, I was able to successfully Smuggle that Murder Hornet Swatter to my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, who as we all Know has Infiltrated the Snark Brothers Enterprises. I had no Idea whatsoever what the hell it is that Kevin plans to do with the Swatter, so after I managed to Discreetly Sneak past the Guards with that thing and get it into his Wings, I asked him, “Kevin, what the hell is it that you’re planning to do with this thing?”

“Uncle Georgie, you are the best Uncle in the world and I love you, but I know you, and I am completely certain that if I told you, you would Expose my Plan, and the Element of Surprise would bee lost. I cannot have that. So I am not going to tell you,” he told me. “And I think it is best if you leave. Now. I will Contact you after I have Implemented my Brilliant Plan, but for now, you need to go Home and pretend you never saw me. ”

“Fine,” I said.

Beelieve it or not, it took four afternoons and a half- to three-quarters of this Morning for me to quietly make my way past the Snark Brothers’ State-of-the-Art Security System without beeing Recognised, Inconveniently Apprehended, Detained, and beeing asked a whole bunch of Unnecessarily Prying Questions. Fortunately, after a great deal of Effort, I finally Escaped, Undetected. Probably.

I was Highly Relieved when I made my Way back home to my ShoeBox and was finally able to go to the Bathroom (I was Holding it the whole time I was Sneaking Around the Snark Brothers’ place, so I was glad I made it Home beefore I couldn’t Hold It anymore - I know nobody wants any Accidents…I most certainly don’t). Since then, all I’ve wanted to do is to just lie here, rest, and try to stay awake long enough to watch my Stories (I think there’s a “As the Hive Turns” Marathon on the Bee Channel).

So that’s what I’m gonna do.