So as you’ll Recall, a bunch of us in the Hive who Object to Her Insufferable Majesty, Queen Darla’s, Reign have Joined Together to form a Resistance Swarm. We’re calling it “The Resistance Swarm”, but I like to just call it “The Resistance”. Everybody that’s part of The Resistance has to wear a set of Fake Antennae and, beefore anybody can join a Meeting of The Resistance, they have to reply to the Secret Phrase with the Secret Password, or they’re not allowed to bee a part of The Resistance.

Of course, as you probably have already Guessed, I’ve been Sworn to Secrecy about what the Secret Phrase is, but I’m sure it won’t bee a problem if I share what it is with you (I’m guessing you also probably don’t have a set of Fake Antennae, do you? I didn’t think so.) So the Secret Phrase to Identify somebody as a Trusted Member of The Resistance is … “You’re Irresistible.” Right away, when somebody comes up to you and says, “You’re Irresistible,” you’re supposed to give the Secret Password, which is (and don’t tell anybody) - “That’s what she said.”

Unfortunately, when the first Meeting of The Resistance was secretly Announced over the Hive’s Public Address System, and when I showed up to bee a part of it, I complete forgot to remember the Password, When the Bee guarding the Entry to the Meeting said, “You’re Irresistible”, I said, “Thank you. I’ve been told that beefore, but it’s always nice to hear. I appreciate it.”

As you probably already guessed, since I failed to give the Correct Secret Password, they wouldn’t let me in, so I decided to leave and try again Later.

So while I was waiting for Later to arrive, I found myself a nice Table for One on Lousy Louie’s Patio and figured that if I just relaxed with a delicious and refreshing Nectar Fizz, I would eventually remember the Secret Password.

I sat and sipped and sipped and sat, but I just couldn’t remember the Secret Password. I would have gone back to my ShoeBox and asked Potato (my Sensory-Impaired Certified Emotional Support/Service LadyBug), but two days earlier, she left to visit some Family she has in Wichita, Kansas, so she wasn’t around. I also had tried to ask Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) what the Secret Password is, but he just said, “Uncle Georgie, you’re the Best Uncle in the world, and I love you, but I’m afraid I cannot share that information with you. It would no longer bee a Secret Password if I told you what it was, now would it?” so I said “Fine.” But it wasn’t fine, beecause I still couldn’t remember what the SecretPassword is.

So I just continued to sit and sip my Fizz.

I had probably been sitting and sipping on a second Nectar Fizz for about 87 minutes or so when (and don’t tell ButterCup this) a fairly Attractive Worker Bee came up to me and said, “I’ve been watching you from afar, and I have to say that I think you’re Irresistible.”

“Thank you,” I said, “I appreciate the Compliment, but I have a Girlfriend,”. “Fine,” she said, and she left. Then I finished my Fizz and left, also. I decided to go back to where the Meeting of The Resistance was still going on. I was sure that I would remember the Secret Password on my way back there.

When I got there, the Bee at the Entry said, “It’s you again? What do you want?”

“I want to join the Meeting of The Resistance,” I said.

“Fine,” he said, “but if you don’t remember the Secret Password this time, I’m afraid you will bee Denied Entry.

“Fine,” I said. Then he said, “You’re Irresistible,” then I remembered that Encounter I had with that Worker at Lousy Louie’s, and I said, “That’s what she said.”

“Welcome,” he said, “you may enter.”

So I did that.

I hafta say that there were a lot of Angry Bees at that Meeting, and I’d tell you about what was beeing Said, but I think I’d for sure bee violating the Rules of Secrecy for The Resistance by sharing that information with you, probably.
So I’ll just tell you this:

During the Meeting, a Secret Plan to Deal with Her Insufferable Majesty, Queen Darla, was discussed. After a great deal of Buzzing back and forth, it was decided that we needed somebody to Infiltrate an Organisation that has Close Ties to the Queen - the Snark Brothers, and that we’d plant a Secret Informant into their Operations. And don’t tell anybody about this at all, but beecause he has mostly Close Ties with his Estranged Step-Sister, Felonie Snark, it was decided that Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) will bee the Secret Informant who is assigned to Infiltrate the Snark’s Organisation, and to Obtain the List of the Queen’s Accomplices (which, by the way, the Queen’s Press Secretary says “doesn’t exist”, as if). Then, The Resistance can know precisely who we’re Dealing With, mostly.

“I am proud and pleased,” Kevin said, “to serve our Noble Cause and to Contribute to the Efforts of The Resistance.”

After that, the Meeting was Adjourned. That was almost a week ago. I know that Kevin is enjoying his Lunch right about now, so I wanna find out if he’s found the List.

So I’m gonna go do that.