Georgie's on Vacation!

I'm off enjoying the rest of the
Hot Season!
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I'll bee back!

Georgie's Producer...er Editor...seems upset...

Well, once again, a perfectly Perfect Monday started off badly. Of course, my Producer wanted to see me in his Office again. (I’m glad I finally figured out that I should call him my Producer instead of my Editor, ya’ know? It’s always a good thing to bee clear when it comes to Job Titles.)

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When I walked into his Office, I said, “I understand you, my Beeloved Producer, wishes to see me.”

“NOT your Producer, bee, beecause you no longer have anything to Produce. I’m your Editor, and don’t forget that.”

“But…” I started to say.

“I’m just going to get this out of the way right now: YOU’RE FIRED. You are now officially out of a job.”

“But…” I started to argue with him, but he interrupted me.

“I want you to know that I had a HIGHLY unpleasant visit from a Vorroa Mite after your Show last week. He showed up here with a huge swarm of his friends to Protest your Show. To say that he wasn’t happy is an understatement. He and his other Mites wanted you FIRED. They just kept AT me until I finally agreed to their Demands. It took me the rest of the day to get rid of all those Mites - and I don’t appreciate that one bit. The last thing I need or want in this Office are irritating Vorroa Mites giving me a hard time.”

“Fired?” I asked. “You mean, you’re hiring somebody to host MY Show? I don’t understand. How can it bee The Georgie Bee Interview Show if I, Georgie Bee, am not the host?”
“No,” he said. "There is no more Show. Period."

“But…” I started to say.

“Listen up, bee. Your Show has caused us enough trouble. And now, with this Vorroa Mite Infestation, I’ve HAD IT. We’re cancelling your Show. As of right now, it’s OFF THE AIR. DONE. FINISHED. That is IT.”

“But…” I tried to argue the point with my Producer … er…Editor, but he just pounded his wing on his Desk and said, “Now GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!”

So I did that.

At this point, I think I should apologise to my Beeloved Viewing Audience for my Editor cancelling my Show like that. I was really excited that, next week, my Guest was gonna bee a Firefly (aka “Lighting Bug”), but now, I have to call his People and give him the bad news. It’s highly sad, beecause I’m absolutely, completely certain that the Interview would have been Beelitzer Prize-Worthy. Probably.

Anyway, I guess I’m out of a job. I guess, in some ways, I’m not too overly upset, though . . . I really didn’t like having to get up in the middle of the night, so at least now I can sleep in.


This also means that I can finally take a long-awaited Vacation. It IS still the Hot Season, so is there a better time for a bee to stop working and take some time off?
I don’t think so.

So I’m gonna do that.

Okay then! I’ll see everybody when I get back. Until then, let’s all bee careful out there!

Episode #4 is ON THE AIR!

Here's this week's exciting and mostly informative Episode of
The Georgie Bee Interview Show!

(Oh, and if it goes by too fast, bee sure to remember the
PAUSE button!)

Watch this week's Episode on YouTube,
(just Click the Pic Beelow …)
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And for those of you with Teeny Tiny Speakers, who might
not bee able to hear what the Mite has to say for himself,
just READ the transcript of the Show beelow!
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Georgie meets with his Editor...er...Producer

So, as you know, this beeautiful Monday Morning was completely ruined beecause I had to go see my Editor…er…Producer in his Office.

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When I walked in, he just looked at me the way he does and asked me, “What is it with you?”

“What?” I didn’t know what he was talking about, so I had to ask.

“Do you realise that for two out of your three Interview Shows - that’s 67.666667% of the time - your Guests never actually were interviewed?” He seemed upset by this.

“Since you put it that way,” thought about it, “that is highly odd, isn’t it?”

“Yes, it is, bee,” he said. “And the ONE Guest you DID finally start interviewing ended up calling me in the middle of the night and expressing his extreme discontent over the fact that you refused to let him talk. Or chirp, as the case may bee.”

“Well,” I tried to explain, “I know there are a lot of larvae that might bee watching my Show, so it seemed to me that he was about to start talking about stuff that … .”

“Just stop,” he said. “In case you weren’t aware, bee, he has filed a Formal Complaint with the Hive Communications Commission demanding that our Licence to Broadcast bee terminated, and has stated his intention of convincing any would-bee Interviewees to boycott your Show.”

“That’s gonna complicate things, isn’t it?” I asked, “but, if that’s the worst of it, then I’m sure my Ratings can only go up now, right?”

“Wrong, bee. We need to talk about your Scheduled Guest from last week’s Show,” he said.

“Oh, you mean that Monarch Butterfly that didn’t show up at all and…” he interrupted me. (He likes to do that.)

“…and who you sat there and spent the entire Show bad-mouthparting? Yes, that Guest. The same Guest who is now suing us for Libel, Slander, Defamation of Character, Emotional Damage, and Loss of Anticipated Wages.”

“And that’s my fault?” I asked. Geeeeze, I really didn’t understand why he was blaming ME for the fact that an arrogant and untrustworthy Butterfly who simply refused to honour a Contract was MY fault. But he did.

“One more chance, bee,” he buzzed at me. “ONE. MORE. CHANCE. You’d better pull it together in your Show next week - or Else! Now get out of my Office!”

So I did that.

Apparently, if my Editor…er…Producer doesn’t like my Show next week, I’m gonna bee Or Elsed. In case that’s never happened to you, lemme tell ya’: it isn’t pleasant.

But I have absolutely NO doubt whatsoever and know that beeyond even a hint of a shadow of a doubt that my Show next week is gonna bee the best yet, probably. I’ve scheduled an Interview with a Varroa Mite. I’m gonna give him the opportunity to explain why he and his obnoxious friends find it necessary to make our lives as bees so miserable.

So stay tuned for that - you won’t wanna miss it.

Right now, I hafta go to a Production Meeting. I wanna find out why my microphone never seems to work when I’m taping the shows.

So I’m gonna go do that.

Until Thursday, then . . . let’s all bee careful out there.

Georgie's 3rd Show is ON THE AIR!

This week: S1/E3
Georgie is slated to interview a Monarch Butterfly!

CLICK the PIC to watch on YouTube!

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A Note to my Beeloved Viewers:

I think it’s fair to say that most everybody feels the same way I do about Mondays - we love ‘em and wish we had more of them, right? Well get this: I was looking forward to highly enjoying next Monday until, just awhile ago, I got a message from my Editor…er..Producer telling me that I hafta bee in his Office first thing Monday Morning - or Else. Evidently, he wants to talk to me about this week's Show. He didn't sound happy.

Geeeeeeeze. And I’m supposed to enjoy my weekend with that hanging over my head? Is that even legal?
If it is, it probably shouldn’t bee. But whatever.