A quick note from Georgie...
Happppppy First Day of the Sparkly Season, everybody!
I can’t stick around, beecause we hafta get ready to go to the Feast of the Fables tonight. I thought it would never get here. I have a huge bunch of Semi-Refined Vintage Nectar (don’t worry, I didn’t make it), and have been practising telling lies all week, so I have a feeling it’s gonna bee a great evening.
I’ve heard that whoever tells the best lie tonight wins either a Coupon for a One-Year Membership at Bendi Halloway-Over’s “Bee Fit” Fitness Club, or a Six-Month Subscription to “Bee Monthly”. (I’d go for the magazine.) I hope I win.
Oh, in case I forget to remember to remind you:
One week from today, I’m gonna bee starting my new Weekly Sparkly Season Adventure in Over-Sharing with “Inside the Hive”… at least I’m gonna TRY to keep that going at through the whole Sparkly Season.
That’s gonna depend on how dependable or undependable that Painter Bee I hired to put that together for me is. If he messes up with this whole thing, I’ll hafta fire him and just go back to my usual way of Over-Sharing, whether the Hive likes it or not. (Hey. It’s my job to Over-Share, right?)
I mean, it’s like everybody says: If it isn’t fixed, why break it?
Fortunately, I’m not paying him very much, so if this whole thing doesn’t work out, at least it won’t cost me much. Probably.
Anyway, I hope everybody has a spectacularly amusing First Day of the Sparkly Season - and a Fruitful Feast of Fables (if ya’ celebrate that)!
I’ll see ya’ next Thursday!
Georgie buzzes through just for a minute or two...
I’m sooooo glad I made it back in time for MONDAY! Did I miss anything?
I would have been back sooner, but our flight on Where’s The Flightplan Airways (or W.T.F., for short) somehow ended up in Beelize. We all blame Red Eye for that one. Not that Beelize isn’t nice. It is. But we just didn’t want to lose our Reservations at DizzyWorld. There’s nothing worse than losing your Reservations, at least that’s what the guy at the Hotel said.
So, where was I? Oh yeah.
We all had a bigly tremendous time at DizzyWorld. Kevin wasn’t all that happy about all those hugs, but at least he didn’t start hiding inside a box again. So that’s a good thing. I dunno why he ever thought he’d bee able to go to the Huggiest Place on Earth and not hafta deal with hugs. As it turned out, though, he was able to practise his Avoidance Skills a whole bunch beetween rides.
Of course, just as I had planned, we all bought a pair of the Official DizzyWorld Antennae. You can’t go to DizzyWorld and not buy the Antennae.
Mine were orange, but Kevin, Felonie and Bert got the blue ones, so as it turned out, I was the only one who didn’t hafta argue about whose Antennae were whose.
And speaking of rides. We weren’t too sure about it - most everybody’s afraid to go on it, and there are a bunch of Warning Signs beefore you get on it, and you hafta sign waivers while you’re in line and stuff, but we all decided to go on that Monsanto Ride.
Remember that Costume that was so popular this Hallowe’en? Well, that’s what everybody ended up looking like after beeing on that ride. It was horrible, but very educational, probably. I’m just glad DizzyWorld planned ahead and had a Souvenir Resuscitation Tent and Gift Shop at the end of the ride, otherwise, we’d probably bee in the DizzyWorld Memorial for the Fondly Forgotten, instead of back home, enjoying this particularly spectacular Monday.
Anyway, I haven’t even started unpacking yet, so I gotta go do that. That’s gonna take about a week, I think, beecause we came back with a whole bunch of DizzyWorld Mugs and other Huggy Memorabilia, so it’s gonna take that long to just to figure out who got what, ya’ know?
Also, beetween now and then, is the First Annual Feast of the Fables, where everybody sits around sucking down on too much Nectar and telling outrageous lies. I think it’s gonna bee great fun.
By the way, when I get back, I’ll bee starting to Over-Share what’s going in the Hive just once a week in my new, Hive-Authorised-and-Approved Feature, “Inside the Hive (with yours truly)”. I know you’re gonna love it. Probably.
So check back for that in another week or two, okay?
Until then, I hope everybody has a Happy Feast of the Fables.
I’ll see ya’ later!