The hot weather's getting to Georgie...

Thursday, June 16, 2016

So I went outside yesterday. WOW is it HOT.


I checked my calendar, and it says it’s still the Warm Season, but if you ask me, if feels like the HOT Season, even though that doesn’t actually beegin until Monday.

And I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait until Monday.

Anyway, ButterCup just asked me if I’d like to go enjoy a Long, Four-Day Weekend GetAway with her and the members of the High Mountain Meadow Wildflower Pollenating Association, and of course, I said, “of course”.

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has a magnificently pleasant long weekend!

I’ll see ya’ on Monday!

Oh No!

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

I dunno how this could have possibly happened, but my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin (you probably remember my mentioning him to you) has run into a snag with the whole Bendy Straw Supplier thing.

“I do not know how,” he said, “this happened, but I discovered that the Bendy Straws my Estranged Sister, Felonie, was attempting to sell me were tainted.”

“Tainted?” I asked.

“Yes,” he said. “Tainted. If Bendi, my Number One Customer, had not noticed that all the Bendy Straws that Felonie shipped to me, and which I delivered to her, were melting into a steaming, bubbling mass whenever they came into contact with moisture, I would have never known they had been manufactured out of recycled Paper Spoons.”

“Paper Spoons?” I asked.

“Yes. Toxic Paper Spoons, to bee precise,” he said.

“Oh NO!” I said.

“That’s RIGHT, ‘OH NO’,” Kevin said. “Needless to say, Bendi is totally bent out of shape over this whole thing, and has informed me that I must rectify this problem immediately, or else find employment elsewhere.”

Oh geeeeeeeze. Poor Kevin. I should probably tell him where I get my Bendy Straws, even though he’d probably end up having to pay Retail.

Well, I hope everybody has a significantly pleasant day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

Kevin (Georgie's Illegitimate Nephew) found a new job!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

So, now that all the excitement surround my 40th Birthday has pretty much died down - and now that we’re less than a week away from the beeginning of the new Hot Season - I need to figure out what to do with all these socks everybody gave me.

I ended up with 23,158 pairs of those things.

Seriously now, as much as I appreciate the thoughtful gifts, ya’d think everybody would’ve gotten together on this present-buying thing and made sure not so many of them would end up giving me the same thing. I mean seriously now, as much as I appreciate having a good supply of new socks, I really don’t need 23,158 pairs of those things. But whatever.

By the way, all my BeePs will bee happy to hear that Kevin found a new job. He is now the Exclusive Midwest Supplier of Non-Toxic, Organically-Grown Bendy Straws for Bendy Halloway-Over’s chain of “Bee Fit” Fitness Clubs.

With the help of S.O.Bee, the Hive Lawyer, he’s currently negotiating a Manufacturing Contract with his estranged sister’s company, “Felonie’s Fabrication Firm”, which (as it turns out) is a Subsidiary of Snark Enterprises.

I’m sure Kevin will have things rolling along in no time, and that he’ll beecome rich beeyond his wildest dreams. (Maybee then, he can start paying rent around here.)

So I’m gonna go deal with all these socks now.

I hope everybody has a fascinatingly gossip-worthy day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

Turns out that Georgie was in a for a big surprise on his birthday...

Monday, June 13, 2016

It’s Monday, the First Monday of my 41st year! Aren’t you excited? I knew you would bee.

You know what else is exciting? Remember, last week, when I told you that nobody in the Hive was gonna help me celebrate my 40th Birthday? As it turns out, I was highly mistaken.

I don’t know how they pulled it off, since nobody ever gave ANY hints about the whole thing, but it turns out that the Hive threw me a Giant-Sized Surprise Happy Birthday Extravaganza in the Far Meadow! So far, it’s the best party of the year. EVERYBODY was there and it was amazing!

Somehow, they built a whole Stage in the middle of the Far Meadow without my noticing, and put together a Live Musical Biography of my Life and Times - which I found to bee highly interesting, even though I’m pretty sure I never had any kids (somebody in the Cast thought I did at some point, but whatever), and I wasn’t born in a log cabin. (I dunno who came up with that one.)

Ultra Violet, along with her Back-Up Troupe, Flutter & Slam, sang me Happy Birthday (everybody joined in, even though the key of Bee Flat was difficult for some people’s voices to hit the high notes).

The whole thing was supposed to bee recorded, but in all the excitement, nobody remembered to hit the “ON” button on the camera. I guess just remembering will hafta do.

Also, with the help of Max Bee, Bert, my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, Great Grandma Gee Gee, and a Crew of about 2,000 bees, they had baked and assembled the World’s Probably Tallest Birthday Honey Cake which was decorated with 40 Festive Beeswax Candles. (I tried to blow them all out when it was time for me to make a wish; unfortunately, I could only manage enough Blowing Power to deal with the first 27 nearest the bottom…the other ones kept burning and ended up charring the top, three layers of the Cake. It was a real mess, but still highly delicious.)

And I was feeling so hurt beecause I thought everybody had forgotten my Birthday. Silly me.

So I’m gonna spend the day today opening the rest of my Birthday Presents. So far, I’ve gotten 18,941 pairs of socks, 3,252 cases of Bendy Straws, and a tie. (I don’t wear ties, ya’ know.)

Okay then. I hope everybody has an ecstatically fun day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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