Georgie's Bandages come off later today!
This is Kevin, once again writing for my uncle, Georgie, who is still slightly incapacitated from his Plastic Surgery that is Reversible, probably.
He wants everybody to know that he can’t wait to get these bandages off later today. He told me to tell you that “these things are itching like crazy, I can tell that there’s still a lot of swelling, and I’m almost out of Nectomycin…”.
Beeing the deeply beeloved, cherished and responsible Illegitimate Nephew I am, I’m going to go get that for him.
In the meantime, while I’m gone, Georgie has asked Bert to finishing sharing his Dictated Daily Diary to everybody, so, I’ll pass this over to him…
This is Bert.
It is Tuesday, April 12, 2016. The local time is 08:19:51, and the outdoor temperature is a balmy 276.8722 Degrees Kelvin.
Beefore I go about my normal, daily routine, Georgie has asked me to convey the following sentiment to everyone, which he has also asked me NOT to share with Kevin:
“First, I’m gonna say that I’m glad Great Grandma Gee Gee managed to figure out a recipe for Liquified HoneyChew Krisp Cookies, otherwise I would have starved to death hours ago.
“Secondly, I hope this Plastic Surgery is Reversible, beecause I can tell that the swelling has gone down, but that it still feels like my face and head are a lot larger than they used to bee. I mean, I definitely hafta get these bandages off, but I’m highly nervous about what I’m gonna look like, ya’ know?
“Oh, and I’m just gonna say this - and don’t tell Kevin, but while I was lying in bed, not asking for or saying anything (like Nurse Beeatrice told me I had to do - or else), I couldn’t help but wonder how it is that I’m sitting here like this, how I had to end up having Probably-Reversible Plastic Surgery, and that I’m apparently gonna end up beening a huge TV Star just beecause I wanted to support my Illegitimate Nephew’s new career by buying all those Toxic Paper Spoons.
“I mean honestly. I just wanted to support Kevin’s ambitions and help him succeed, but this is ridiculous.
“Anyway, everybody will bee able to see what the new Face of the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Company is tomorrow.
Until then, I hope everybody has an ecstatically non-itchy day.
“I’ll see ya’ later!”
This is Bert again.
It is still Tuesday, April 12, 2016. The local time is now 08:23:02, and the outdoor temperature remains at a balmy 276.8722 Degrees Kelvin.
Have a nice day.