It appears that Georgie is embroiled in some unexpected controversy...
21/09/15 10:50
Welcome to the new week! And is everybody aware what very special day this is? That’s right! It’s Monday! But it’s not just ANY Monday… today is the LAST Monday of the Hot Season.
So, I was all set to just wake up early today and go out and enjoy the day beefore it gets too hot out, but as it turns out, that would bee a bad idea. And you’ll probably never guess why. I’ll tell you:
It seems that my review of the movie, “Lolita” last Friday apparently caused quite the buzz in the Hive. After my review column, “At the Movies with Georgie Bee” was published, a small (but very vocal) swarm of bees beegan to express their outrage that I would have the audacity to review such a film. Of course, it didn’t seem to matter to them that they never actually got to read my review (which, if I do say so myself, was the best review I’d ever written, probably). Just the same, they decided to form a group to protest my column. They’re calling themselves, “Sentries for the Hive Against Movie Elucidation” - or S.H.A.M.E., for short.
Oh geeeeeeeeeeze.
Evidently, this bunch thinks I was way out of line when I decided to review “Lolita” and, the more they thought about it, the more angry they got. Of course, angry bees don’t think very clearly, so instead of just beeing mad about “Lolita”, they decided to oppose any and all future film reviews I write. Apparently, they don’t think that anybody should have an opinion that might disagree with theirs - or even discuss things at all. Especially movies.
Of course, I disagree, but the problem is that, right now, a huge swarm of them have surrounded my boot box holding a bunch of protest signs that say, “Down With Georgie” and chanting, “Georgie’s a Spoiler…Georgie’s a Spoiler…Georgie’s a Spoiler”, etc.
I should probably point out that, just about every time I’ve written a movie review, I have included my standard “Spoiler Alert”, so I think this crowd probably didn’t take the time to actually read what I write - or they didn’t understand it. But I guess that’s not all that unusual these days, is it?
Geeeeeze.
I wanna go talk to my Editor and see how he feels about all of this, but I’m kinda trapped inside my boot box right now. In just a little while, Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew), Bert the iBee, Great Grandma Gee Gee and I are gonna try to figure out a way to sneak me out so I can go do that.
I hope we come up with a clever and fool-proof Protestor Avoidance and Escape Plan, since I dunno how much longer these protests are gonna keep going - and, quite frankly, I need to get outta sometime beefore the Honey Ball and gather some flowers for ButterCup’s corsage. (I’m a lot more nervous about disappointing her than I am about all the protesters, ya’ know what I mean?)
Anyway. I need to go shut all my windows. It’s getting hard to think with all the racket going on outside.
Okay then. I hope everybody has a massively superlative day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
So, I was all set to just wake up early today and go out and enjoy the day beefore it gets too hot out, but as it turns out, that would bee a bad idea. And you’ll probably never guess why. I’ll tell you:
It seems that my review of the movie, “Lolita” last Friday apparently caused quite the buzz in the Hive. After my review column, “At the Movies with Georgie Bee” was published, a small (but very vocal) swarm of bees beegan to express their outrage that I would have the audacity to review such a film. Of course, it didn’t seem to matter to them that they never actually got to read my review (which, if I do say so myself, was the best review I’d ever written, probably). Just the same, they decided to form a group to protest my column. They’re calling themselves, “Sentries for the Hive Against Movie Elucidation” - or S.H.A.M.E., for short.
Oh geeeeeeeeeeze.
Evidently, this bunch thinks I was way out of line when I decided to review “Lolita” and, the more they thought about it, the more angry they got. Of course, angry bees don’t think very clearly, so instead of just beeing mad about “Lolita”, they decided to oppose any and all future film reviews I write. Apparently, they don’t think that anybody should have an opinion that might disagree with theirs - or even discuss things at all. Especially movies.
Of course, I disagree, but the problem is that, right now, a huge swarm of them have surrounded my boot box holding a bunch of protest signs that say, “Down With Georgie” and chanting, “Georgie’s a Spoiler…Georgie’s a Spoiler…Georgie’s a Spoiler”, etc.
I should probably point out that, just about every time I’ve written a movie review, I have included my standard “Spoiler Alert”, so I think this crowd probably didn’t take the time to actually read what I write - or they didn’t understand it. But I guess that’s not all that unusual these days, is it?
Geeeeeze.
I wanna go talk to my Editor and see how he feels about all of this, but I’m kinda trapped inside my boot box right now. In just a little while, Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew), Bert the iBee, Great Grandma Gee Gee and I are gonna try to figure out a way to sneak me out so I can go do that.
I hope we come up with a clever and fool-proof Protestor Avoidance and Escape Plan, since I dunno how much longer these protests are gonna keep going - and, quite frankly, I need to get outta sometime beefore the Honey Ball and gather some flowers for ButterCup’s corsage. (I’m a lot more nervous about disappointing her than I am about all the protesters, ya’ know what I mean?)
Anyway. I need to go shut all my windows. It’s getting hard to think with all the racket going on outside.
Okay then. I hope everybody has a massively superlative day!
I’ll see ya’ later!