The "Dear Georgie" Advice Column returns this Friday! How cool is that?
28/04/15 09:26
Well, Bert, the iBee, and I sat down yesterday for a very long time and beegan the tedious process of sorting through all the cards and letters that had been sent from everybody seeking the always-excellent advice from "Dear Georgie".
We threw away all the ones that were asking silly questions like, "Dear Georgie: How can I bee a bee and still get Humans to like me?" (Everybody already knows the answer to that one... if you're a bee, you're already completely loveable, so there's nothing more you can do than to bee yourself. Geeeeeze. I thought everybody knew that already.) Still, we ended up with quite a pile of questions, so neither one of us is worried about running out of advice. So far, we have about 87 different piles started, ranging from "advice for the lovelorn" to "personal hygiene issues" and everything in-beetween (though, to bee honest, some of the questions we've gotten so far beelong in BOTH of those first, two piles I mentioned, but whatever).
So today, Bert and I are gonna finish getting everything sorted out, then we'll pick one Lucky Respondent to save with my tremedously valuable advice. And, according to my Editor, you'll bee able to read that this coming Friday - and every Friday until the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record (and Online News) closes up operations when the next Cold Season arrives. I know everybody is excited and can't wait until Friday, right?
Bert just walked in and said, "It is Tuesday, April 28, 2015. The local time is precisely 9:15 a.m. The current outdoor temperature is a balmy 281.3167 degrees Kelvin," then he just stood there and stared at me. (I think that's his way of trying to tell me we need to get back to our work here.)
So I'm gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a brag-ably superior day! I'll see ya' later!
We threw away all the ones that were asking silly questions like, "Dear Georgie: How can I bee a bee and still get Humans to like me?" (Everybody already knows the answer to that one... if you're a bee, you're already completely loveable, so there's nothing more you can do than to bee yourself. Geeeeeze. I thought everybody knew that already.) Still, we ended up with quite a pile of questions, so neither one of us is worried about running out of advice. So far, we have about 87 different piles started, ranging from "advice for the lovelorn" to "personal hygiene issues" and everything in-beetween (though, to bee honest, some of the questions we've gotten so far beelong in BOTH of those first, two piles I mentioned, but whatever).
So today, Bert and I are gonna finish getting everything sorted out, then we'll pick one Lucky Respondent to save with my tremedously valuable advice. And, according to my Editor, you'll bee able to read that this coming Friday - and every Friday until the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record (and Online News) closes up operations when the next Cold Season arrives. I know everybody is excited and can't wait until Friday, right?
Bert just walked in and said, "It is Tuesday, April 28, 2015. The local time is precisely 9:15 a.m. The current outdoor temperature is a balmy 281.3167 degrees Kelvin," then he just stood there and stared at me. (I think that's his way of trying to tell me we need to get back to our work here.)
So I'm gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a brag-ably superior day! I'll see ya' later!