Uh oh...all the Monsanto Employee Retirement Protest Costumes are sold out...
12/10/16 08:48
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Oh geeeeeeeze. It turns out that Beezo’s has sold out of their “Monsanto Employee Retirement” Protest Costumes, so I guess I hafta go as a Monsanto Customer and wear my Ghost Costume.
To tell ya’ the truth, that’s just fine with me. There’s no way I’m gonna spend the whole Hallowe’en Party lying on my back with my legs in the air. That’s completely unacceptable.
Of course, this means that I hafta get that cleaned. When I tried it on the other day, I think you can clearly see that it had Nectartini Stains all over it, (but probably can’t tell that it also kinda smells funny), which also simply won’t do.
Oh geeeeeeeze. It turns out that Beezo’s has sold out of their “Monsanto Employee Retirement” Protest Costumes, so I guess I hafta go as a Monsanto Customer and wear my Ghost Costume.
To tell ya’ the truth, that’s just fine with me. There’s no way I’m gonna spend the whole Hallowe’en Party lying on my back with my legs in the air. That’s completely unacceptable.
Of course, this means that I hafta get that cleaned. When I tried it on the other day, I think you can clearly see that it had Nectartini Stains all over it, (but probably can’t tell that it also kinda smells funny), which also simply won’t do.
So that’s settled.
Okay then. Bert just rolled through here (Kevin just installed a set of Run-Silent-Run-Deep Glider Transport Wheels™ on him, which means that he’s quieter now, but has a tendency to sneak up on ya’ and freak everybody out), and said, “It is Wednesday, October 12, 2016. The local time is 07 hours, 13 minutes, and 87 seconds, Mountain Daylight Savings Time. The current outdoor temperature is a balmy 279.7056 Degrees Kelvin. Expect possible increased winds, some clouds, but relatively mild temperatures. Have a nice day.” (I could tell Kevin’s been working on his Programming.)
So I’m gonna go enjoy that.
I hope everybody has a earthshakingly vibrant day!
I’ll see ya’ later!