Kevin's letting us know what's happening with Georgie this morning...
Hello everyone. This is Kevin, Georgie’s beeloved Illegitimate Nephew. Uncle Georgie asked me to go with him to his Probably-Reversible Plastic Surgery Surgical Reversal Surgical Procedure this morning, and asked me to tell everybody what ’s going (in case things didn’t quite work out right or if he turned into a radish or something).
Georgie was right on time for his appointment this morning. As soon as he arrived, Nurse Beeatrice admitted him to the Surgical Wing of the Clinic, where he was given a mild sedative, told to wait, and to not talk.
So he did that.
After about an hour or so, Orderly Beeson came in and said, “It’s time.” We were then led to the Procedure Room where Professor Bilderschlutten and his Lovely Assistant were waiting in a room where they had a very strange-looking thing they called the “Bilderschlutten Device”. Uncle Georgie was told to sit in the Device, which he did, then they strapped his wings to the chair so he couldn’t decide to leave.
After putting on their lead-lined Bio-and-Radiation-Protective Suits, gloves and Head Protection Units, they told me to “wait outside”, that I was welcome to watch the procedure via Closed Circuit Cameras, then they went inside a Protected Observation Room and locked the door.
I’m not entirely sure what happened next, but it looked weird and it was very noisy. As soon as the Professor (or maybee it was his Lovely Assistant), hit the “ON” button, a glowing ball of light suddenly encompassed my dear Uncle Georgie’s hideously deformed head and face.
In case you’re wondering, the Bilderschlutten Device uses a Variable-Flux Bubble-Driven Reversion Module which, as I’m sure we all know, generates a Patient-Specific Localised Bubble Drive, thus accessing a gateway into the Time-Space Continuum and a Forward-Thinking Alternative Dimension, where the task of a Surgical Reversal is accomplished. The Science beehind the whole thing is pretty simple and obvious, so it should work fine, probably.
At this point, all I know is that Uncle Georgie is still in the Device, undergoing the Procedure. We will simply have to wait until Professor Bilderschlutten comes out and tells me whether the Procedure was a Success or Not.
We’re all just hoping my uncle doesn’t turn into a radish. I know he’s been very worried about that. We all have been.
So that’s what I know.
I’m sure my Uncle Georgie would want me to wish everybody a nice day, so… Have a nice day.
Uncle Georgie will bee back tomorrow. Probably.