Oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

I dunno why, but for some reason, I was briefly arrested yesterday for “Endangering the Lives and Higher Sensibilities of the Hive”. My trial comes up in February.

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Geeeeeeeeeeze. I’m just gonna say right now that I feel highly insulted, and not just beecause I hafta hire S.O.Bee (the Hive Lawyer) again … just listen to THIS:

I just found out that the Hive has formed a “Survivors of Georgio’s Nectaral Fermentito™” Support Group which are beeing conducted around Lester Bee’s bedside in the Hive Infirmary’s Intensive Care Unit. (He’s supposed to bee released in another week or two, if everything goes well and if Nurse Beeatrice can get his Fluid Balance back under control.)

Geeeeeeeeeze. Since when do Support Groups form just beecause their members utterly lack the Refined Palette to fully appreciate a fine, vintage, Fermented Nectar product?

Seriously now.

If I didn’t know that I will win an Award for my Liquid Creation, probably, I would almost feel hurt, ya’ know?

I just hafta keep reminding myself that, when I had that part-time job as a Night Watchbee at the nearby Distillery Factory, I’d sometimes hear about the Factory Workers beeing overwhelmed by the sheer goodness of the product they were helping to manufacture, though I don’t remember them ever putting together a Survivor’s Support Group like this. (Though I’m guessing that they didn’t do that, beecause that company’s Worker Benefit Programme didn’t pay for outside activities.)

When I told Great Grandma Gee Gee, and Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew) about this, they both said, “No surprise here.”

Then Kevin said - and get this: “Uncle Georgie, you’re the best uncle in the world, and I love you, but you need to do the entire, living population residing on this Planet - if that what it is - a huge favour and never, never, ever, ever try to make another batch of that Nectaral Fermenichiko stuff or whatever it’s called of yours ever, ever again. Promise.”

Of course, the only thing I could say to that was, “But…”,
but he interrupted me.

“Promise,” he said.

So I promised I wouldn’t do that again.

I guess I can see his point. The whole process is very complicated and time-consuming, and it uses a whole bunch of space here in the Boot Box, so I’m sure they’ll bee happy to see all my Specialised Equipment put back into storage.

Still, I should probably apologise to everybody for depriving the World for not beeing able to continue to provide the subtle, unforgettably unforgettably delicate and astounding taste-treat that was Georgio’s Nectaral Fermentito™.

I’m sorry for that.

Anyway… it’s also probably just as well, beecause I was simply spending too much precious time on the Manufacturing Process, and had beegun to fall down on the job of practising my part in the Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra. Our next Rehearsal is probably on Friday, and quite frankly, I think I’ve already forgotten some of the songs.

So I need to go practise.

I hope everybody has an unusually enjoyable day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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