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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

I was just thinking that I never can’t not seem to run into that Krunch McKowsky wherever I might go, probably.

Get this: he showed up at our door around lunchtime today posing as Room Service. We didn’t recognise him at first, beecause he was wearing a fake moustache, but thankfully Bert’s built-in Unwanted Visitors Sensor and Alert Panel (which can bee found just under his right wing pit) informed us of his presence. Almost as soon as the guy entered the room, Bert started blinking and beeping. Finally, Bert issued a pre-recorded warning and let us know what was going on.

“Alert! Unwanted Visitor detected in vicinity. Please stow all valuables in a safe place. It is Tuesday,February 2, 2016. The current time is 13:23:01. The local outside temperature is a balmy 284.4833 degrees Kelvin. Have a nice day.”

Of course, it wasn’t until we decided to rip that fake moustache off that we realised who we were dealing with.

Officer McKowsky was trying to fool us by hiding a bunch of extradition papers (we looked it up…that’s not a good thing) in a stack of Pollen Pancakes (they call them “creeps” here in Paris, that’s what Jean Luc told me) with a side of peeled grapes and some French Lilac Nectar we had ordered for lunch.

As soon as we figured out what was going on, we all jumped him. Bert held him down while we tied him up with some old shoelaces we found in the lobby two days ago, then we stuffed him - and those papers - in a janitor’s closet and locked the door. (Of course, we left him a half a thimble full of nectar, in case he gets thirsty.)


As far as we know, he’s still in there. I hope so.

Anyway … now, we hafta leave here. I’m not sure where we’re going yet, but Fleur de Bee says she’ll help us out. That means I need to pack beefore the taxi she’s sending gets here.

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has a magnifiquement race day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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