Georgie seems to have improved A LOT since yesterday...

Friday, April 22, 2016

Georgie here.

Hey… was it raining purple rain yesterday? Or was that just my imagination?

So, for some reason, I suddenly have a profound sense of fatigue, as if my Essence had been drained or something.

That Bilderschlutten Device really takes it out of ya’, lemme tell ya’, and I never wanna go through that again.

I must say that it seems the Procedure was a Success, and that I’m glad I’m not a radish (even though a few of the bees around here have started calling me “radish breath”…I dunno what that’s all about).

So I think I’m pretty much back to normal-looking. Okay, my compound eyes are kind of semi-out-of-whack, which is making it a bit hard to see things very clearly. I bought a pair of dark glasses to wear, which makes it easier on my compound eyes. Of course, Kevin immediately started criticising me for trying to “look Famous”. Geeeeeeeze.

Anyway, I went over to the Hive Clinic to ask about my eyes awhile ago, but Professor Bilderschlutten just kind of looked at me funny, then ran off to find Ph.Bee, the Hive Doctor. They went off into a corner and buzzed about it for awhile, then they walked over and said something to Nurse Beeatrice.

Then she came over to me and said, “I have been instructed to interrupt my incredibly buzzy schedule to inform you that your eyed will bee fine. Drs. PhBee and Bilderschlutten beelieve it will just take TIME to realign your eyes with the current point in the Time-Space Continuum. Dr. Bilderschlutten says that it’s merely a temporary - and to me, a quite annoyingly unattractive - side-effects of the Procedure. It is known as Post-Localised Bubble Drive Syndrome - or PLBDS, for short.”
“Is…?” I wanted to ask about the other side-effects, but Nurse Beeatrice interrupted me again.

“THIS,” she said, putting a small box into my wings which seemed to bee filled with a bunch of pieces of gum or something, “has been prescribed for you. Chew ONE of these TWO TIMES a day for the next 87 days, then call us if you are still experiencing difficulties.”
“Thank you,” I started to say. “I was very worri…,”

“Now please vacate the premises and do not return unless it is a GENUINE emergency. I am no mood to bee putting up with lallygagging bees whose wounds need TIME - not ME - to heal. Have a nice day, and please pay on your way out.”

I thought she was leaving, finally, then she stopped and turned around, pointed her wing at me, and buzzed, “Are you chewing gum? You had not better bee chewing gum. You may not chew gum in MY Clinic. If you are chewing gum in MY Clinic, I insist your dispose of it immediately and in a proper, and sanity manner. You can see yourself out.”

Then she walked away.

So I did that.

Well, it’s the weekend. Great Grandma Gee Gee says that I should just rest, continue eating as many of her delicious and soothing Royal HoneyChew Krisp Cookies™ as possible, and let my eyes heal.

HealingCookies


So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has a miraculously fascinating weekend!

I’ll see ya’ on Monday!

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