Georgie has a lot on his wings today...

Monday, April 4, 2016


Ya’ know what I think is unbeelievably unfair?

I’ll tell ya’:

Here were are, enjoying the BEST day of the week - Monday - and the fact is, most years we only get about 52 Mondays. Sometimes 53, but still, that isn’t a lot of Mondays, is it? I think there should bee a LOT more Mondays than that, don’t you?

I pretty much figured you’d agree.

Anyway, the Humans Who Think They Can Predict the Future are saying that it’s gonna bee an extra-beeautiful day out today. But can I spend it just lying in the sun? Or maybee taking a leisurely Flying Tour of the Far Meadow to see what flowers are staring to bloom? No. I can’t.

Today, I hafta spend a whole bunch of time memorising the Script for the first TV Commercial I’ll bee doing as the Face of the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Company. It’s HUGE, mostly beecause, by Law, I hafta list all the Side Effects and Product Warnings for these Paper Spoons.

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(I’ve almost gotten to Page 23, where it goes into more detail about possible Loss of Fuzz and stuff. There are a LOT of Side Effects and Warnings for these things.)

THEN, Narville Snark told me that I hafta start taking Voice Lessons, Acting Lessons, and have Plastic Surgery, probably, to help make me more appealing to the camera. As he put it, “If yous is gonna bee da Face of da Amalgamated Paper Spoon Company, which you is, yous needs ta bee much better looking than yous is, Bee.”

Geeeeeeze.

Who knew beeing a TV Personality would bee so much work? And am I really that unattractive??

Anyway. I’d love to stick around and talk about what I did over the weekend, but I gotta go do all that other stuff. (I do want to succeed as a TV Personality, ya’ know.)

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has an astoundingly vivacious day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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