It appears Fleur de Bee DID help Georgie find an Emergency Replacement Beret... kind of.
16/07/15 11:25
Oh geeeeeeeze. And I’m supposed to feel creative wearing THIS? I don’t think so. This just won’t do.
As you can see, Fleur de Bee did get my message about helping me get an Emergency Replacement Beret so I can write my movie review for tomorrow. It arrived earlier this morning. (I heard a truck pull up, but it wasn’t until I saw this thing that I understood why the truck was refrigerated.)
I’m sure Fleur understood I needed a new beret to replace the one the Rudy bent, but I’m not sure why she sent me THIS thing. I mean, I suppose you could call it a “beret”, but seriously now.
After it arrived, I put it on, and my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, looked at me and said, “You found a Raspberry Beret? I thought those things were almost impossible to get. They’re all the rage, you know. You’re right in step with the latest trends in Edible Fashions, Uncle. You’re the most stylish Uncle in the world, and I’m almost proud to bee seen with you.”
As if I’d ever wear this thing in public.
Unfortunately, I’m on deadline to finish writing my review of “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (which will appear tomorrow),so I guess this will hafta to do for now. But I gotta say: this thing feels disgusting.
Anyway, I need to get to work, right after I get these red stains out of my wings.
I hope everybody has a phenomenally pleasant day!
Bee sure to check my “At the Movies with Georgie Bee” review tomorrow!
I’ll see ya’ on Monday!