A Pest Eradication and Hive Security Bee?

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Okay, first off, I just wanna say that, according to an Out-of-Royal-Court-Settlement, it appears that I’ll bee writing a lengthy description which explains why I was gone for three weeks or whatever it was.

Fine.

Everybody already knows that I’m a bee of few words, so as ya’ can imagine, writing a whole Feature Story about what happened (as much of it as I can remember) isn’t gonna bee an easy thing to do. But I’m gonna try - AND - I’ve even come up with the perfect title for it. My Editor is gonna love it. Probably.

Anyway, I’m afraid everybody’s gonna hafta wait until tomorrow beefore I announce what the title to my story is. (Hint: I’m not telling anybody yet, so stop looking for hints. Geeeeezzzzze.)

In the meantime - and I hafta’ share this - I popped over to the Hive yesterday afternoon and it appears we have a New Arrival. It appears this guy is some sort of Security SubContractor or something. Rudy told me that he’d heard a rumour that Queen Bee was FORCED to hire this guy to provide “Hive Security, Pest Eradication, and 24-7 Enforcement Services” (whatever that means).

Krunch_McKowsky

I hafta bee perfectly honest here and say that I don’t particularly feel comfortable around the guy. I accidentally tripped over his feet (I didn't see him) while I was visiting the Hive (fortunately, he only gave me a warning).

The first thing the guy said to me was, “Ya’ shouldn’t had oughta’ done that, Bee.”
I said, “Sorry. It was an accident.”
“Was it?” he asked as if I did something wrong deliberately on purpose.
“Absolutely,” I said. Then I realised I didn’t know who (or what) this guy was, so I asked him that.
“Krunch,” he said. “Krunch McKowsky. Pest Eradication and Security.”
“Nice to meet you,” I said. “I’m sure we’ll bee friends in no time.”
That’s when he said, “Bee, Just comply and we’ll get along just fine.”

It’s weird that he knew my name. Whatever.

Beefore I left, I spotted Bigfoot at the entrance reading another Self-Improvement Book, so I asked him what he knew about the guy. (I figured if anybody would know, it would bee Bigfoot. He hears everything.)
“Well,” he said, “I’ve heard, Queen Isabella is not one bit happy about all this, but finally let him move in beecause one of his specialities is Hive Defence.”
“Hive Defence?” I asked.
“Correct. The rumour is that Krunch has been trained to bite the legs off of any marauding mites or Hive Beetles. That kills them, you know, then the Hive doesn’t need to worry about such things anymore.”
“I guess that’s a good thing,” I said, “but it kinda makes me sick to my stomach.” (Bigfoot said he felt the same way and hoped he wasn’t around if something like that ever happened. I agreed.)

Anyway, I just thought everybody would like to know about all that.

So. Today, it’s windy out again, Great Grandma Gee Gee said she was cold, so she’s taking a nap, then she said she's gonna bake some cookies. so it’s a perfect day to stay inside and concentrate on putting together that story for my Editor.

(Tune in again tomorrow to find out what the title is!)

I hope everybody has a wistfully nonchalant day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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