“Party?” he said. “I know nothing of a Birthday Party.”

I couldn’t help but notice that his left eye was twitching when he said that.

“In fact,” he said, “I don’t beelieve anybody I know has a Birthday coming up on June 11th, but beelieve me when I say, if I knew anything about any of this, I would tell you, probably.”

Geeeeeeze. I’m not gonna give up until I find out what’s really going on around here.

And that’s what I gonna go do right now.

I hope everybody has a searingly memorable day!

I’ll see ya’ later!