Georgie's visit to the Fitness Class didn't go so well . . .
02/06/16 09:33
Thursday, June 2, 2016
So I went to that Complimentary Trial Fitness Class with ButterCup yesterday. It was a nightmare.
Did I mention that the “Bee Fit” Club’s owner, Bendi Halloway-Over, is completely insufferable? Well, she is.
The first thing we had to do was a bunch of Stretching Exercises. Then it was on to push-ups, sit-ups, roll-overs, then about an hour of Wing Tai, which involves striking a bunch of difficult poses which were highly difficult. The one I hated the most was called, “Lotus Pollen”…it’s where you hafta cross your legs and wings, then balance yourself on your proboscis without allowing your antennae to touch the ground.
Have ya’ ever tried that? Seriously now.
Anyway, I think I lasted about halfway through that first, Complimentary Class, then I told ButterCup I was leaving. She followed me to the Nectar Bar, where I noticed they didn’t have any Bendy Straws, and they didn’t have any Umbrellas for the Vast Array of Non-Refreshing and Not-So-Delicious Nectar Beverages
“Don’t you want to stick around for a free Alfalfa Pollen Smoothie?” she asked.
“No.” I said.
And I didn’t. Then I left.
When I woke up this morning, I could barely move. Now, I’m gonna hafta spend the rest of the day recovering from all that. Maybee I’ll just stretch out and watch a re-run of this season’s first show of “Bees Have Talent, Also”, even though I watched it last night. (In case you missed it, the Pollen Juggler was fantastic, and so far, I hope he wins.)
Anyway.
I hope everybody has a miraculously sensational day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
So I went to that Complimentary Trial Fitness Class with ButterCup yesterday. It was a nightmare.
Did I mention that the “Bee Fit” Club’s owner, Bendi Halloway-Over, is completely insufferable? Well, she is.
The first thing we had to do was a bunch of Stretching Exercises. Then it was on to push-ups, sit-ups, roll-overs, then about an hour of Wing Tai, which involves striking a bunch of difficult poses which were highly difficult. The one I hated the most was called, “Lotus Pollen”…it’s where you hafta cross your legs and wings, then balance yourself on your proboscis without allowing your antennae to touch the ground.
Have ya’ ever tried that? Seriously now.
Anyway, I think I lasted about halfway through that first, Complimentary Class, then I told ButterCup I was leaving. She followed me to the Nectar Bar, where I noticed they didn’t have any Bendy Straws, and they didn’t have any Umbrellas for the Vast Array of Non-Refreshing and Not-So-Delicious Nectar Beverages
“Don’t you want to stick around for a free Alfalfa Pollen Smoothie?” she asked.
“No.” I said.
And I didn’t. Then I left.
When I woke up this morning, I could barely move. Now, I’m gonna hafta spend the rest of the day recovering from all that. Maybee I’ll just stretch out and watch a re-run of this season’s first show of “Bees Have Talent, Also”, even though I watched it last night. (In case you missed it, the Pollen Juggler was fantastic, and so far, I hope he wins.)
Anyway.
I hope everybody has a miraculously sensational day!
I’ll see ya’ later!