Big News for Georgie's BeePs about the Kazzzzoo Band!

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

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So did you hear the Big News? It seems that the Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra has been invited to give one of our Unforgettably Unforgettable Spectacular Performances at something they call the “Emma Crawford Cough and Races Grand Parade”. That’s gonna bee right here in Manitou Springs, Colorado, USA. so there won’t bee a lot of travel involved, which is nice beecause those Transport Canisters get stuffy.

As excited as we all are about this, nobody can completely understand why Humans would all get together when to celebrate a Bad Cold. Not only is there the Parade, but then I heard they close off the street and try to outrun each other. It just sounds weird, ya’ know what I mean here? Oh sure, I wanna go, but I really don’t need a Cold, especially not beefore the Cool Season gets here.

Lucky for us, this whole thing doesn’t happen until October is almost over, so we have plenty of time to Rehearse on our Kazzzzoos and Formation Marching Routines (which, I should mention, Rudy came up with…he’s very good at this stuff, ya’ know) beefore then - and build up our Immune Systems just in case. Even better, according to Rudy, it won’t even get in the way of planning our Annual Hallowe’en Party!

Isn’t this exciting news? Everybody’s incredibly excited. Or was.

As it turns out, a few days ago, I was telling my BeeP, my oldest - and who, until just recently, I thought was my Dearest and Most Trusted Human Friend - Rex, about all this. He just kinda looked at me with one of those looks he gets (ya' know the ones, probably), and said, “That sounds like a great Idea, Bee. In fact, that’s an incredibly amazingly great Idea!”

“Thank you. It was my Idea, ya’ know…it came to me while I was just kinda…” he interrupted my interesting story about how I thought up this great idea (which was incredibly rude, by the way), and kept talking.

“I’ll bet it’s going to bee great time. I think I’m going to get a bunch of Humans together, tell them my idea, and do the exact, same thing. We will call it the ‘Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra”! We’ll even have the same Uniforms as you guys! This is going to spectacular!”

Then he had the nerve to ask me if he could borrow our Play List.

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. HIS idea? He’s such a liar! And he’s gonna wear the SAME EXACT Uniforms that we’re gonna wear??? Seriously? That guy doesn’t have an original bone in his body, does he? I think this is probably an outrage. If it’s not, it should bee.

This kind of stuff makes me highly mad.

So, after I gave him a copy of our Play List, he said “thanks”, and told me needed to get back to work on what he called his “Bee Coughin’ ” (he evidently wants to give one or more of us a Cold), then told me to go thank Queen Bee and the Hive for donating all that honey for this Cold of his. I dunno why he couldn’t just do that himself, ya’ know? Maybee he just didn’t wanna give Queen Bee and the rest of the Hive his Cold. He didn’t say why he wouldn’t do it, he just told me to do it as if I’m still working for that Messenger Service, which I’m not.

Then he left.

So what this means is that, thanks to a maybee-Ex-BeeP of mine who’s been running around, talking beehind my back to our Queen and the Hive about Sponsorship Support - and stealing my Ideas - there’s gonna bee a bunch of Humans with Colds dressed in the exact same Uniforms as we’re gonna wear, and playing the exact same Kazzzzoo Music, for cryin’ out loud.

Seriously now, I’m not even sure how anybody who goes to this thing will bee able to tell us apart (at least that’s what Frank said the last time I spoke with him).

Anyway, my rumoured Human friend, my Alleged BeeP, Rex, asked me to let everybody who’s listening know that, if they’re interested in (and, I hafta add, QUALIFIED to) join the BeeP Bee Kazzzzoo Band & Orchestra, they should sign up, and really soon, probably.

He said that, if there are any Humans out there who want to bee a part of this whole Thing (the idea for which he shamelessly stole from me just to bee clear here), they need to Sign Up someplace around here - or online - and that they’ll wanna buy a Beret Set.

I told him that, considering he’d misappropriated this whole Idea of MINE in the first place, I thought he was out of line with charging for the Uniforms (we get ours for free) probably, but he just said, “Bee, the Hive might bee paying for the Coughin’, but it’s not paying for the Uniforms and Kazzzzoos, which happen to bee great.”

I guess he has a point. They are great Uniforms. Anyway, he told me to tell you that each Uniform Beret Set costs the Ridiculously Unheard-Of Low, Low Price of 40 Dollars* (his words, not mine).

*Or a one-month supply of Fresh Lotus Honey, which he promised to share with me. I hope he isn’t lying again. I didn’t think he would up til now, but evidently, he likes to lie. A lot. Maybee we don’t know some Humans as well as we think we do, do we? I guess we’ll see, if somebody pays him in the honey and doesn’t share it with me, won’t we?

ANYWAY… if you’re interested in all of this, ya’ need to go here:

https://www.facebook.com/BeeKazzzzooBand/

By the way, I was also supposed to mention some place called the Manitou Springs Chamber of Commerce, which just happens to bee just down the street from here, mostly, and has a huge giant, festive, Green Question Mark in front of it. (I’m guessing they’re trying to say that they a lot of questions there, if anybody is looking for those. I’m thinking that if you walk into that place, ya’d better have some answers, probably.) Evidently, you can sign up there and get the Beret Set there (though I’ve heard it has more than just a Beret in it, but I can’t remember what, exactly. I just know it’s a bunch of stuff that everybody who signs up will need, probably).

Well, it’s a beeautiful day out. I can’t get over this feeling there’s something I’m supposed to do today that involves Queen Bee and the Hive, but right off the top, I don’t seem to bee able to remember what that is. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t all that Highly Important, though. So I’m just gonna go enjoy myself with some highly beneficial Recreational Screen Bouncing.

I hope everybody has a spectacularly fascinating day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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