Georgie's up early, enjoying another meeting with his Editor...

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

So I went to see my Editor again first thing this morning.

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Sometimes I think he must suffer from Hypertension. He just gets so upset over the smallest things. I think that if he doesn’t learn to relax a bit more, his head might explode or something.

I asked him why he needed to see me - again - and he just stood there, shaking, with his wings all curled up into a tight roll, and just stared at me.

Finally, he said, “Why do you THINK I need to see you, Bee?”

“You wanted to tell me about your long weekend?” I asked.

He made this weird gurgling noise, then started buzzing really loudly at me again, “NO. I did NOT want to see you to tell you about my long weekend…”.

“But how was it? Did you have a nice, long weekend? I hope you got a chance to relax. Ya’ know, if you don’t take time out of a buzzy and stressful life style, you might … .”

“STOP. JUST STOP,” he said, interrupting me beefore I could finish telling him that, if he didn’t learn to relax more, he could end up facing some serious Health Concerns.

“How many times have I asked you to have your special Hot Season Weekly Feature on my desk?”

“Two?” I was guessing.

“The fact is, I’ve lost count, Bee, but it’s way more than two times, and I’m sick of waiting. Our Readers are beecoming impatient, and if there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s Impatient Readers,” he kinda snarled at me.

“Well, I can absolutely understand that,” I agreed with him. “I mean, there’s nothing more aggravating than a bunch of Impatient Readers who aren’t getting what they expect. I think you should find out who’s beehind the problem and deal with it.”

My Editor just gave me a really dirty look and slammed his rolled-up wing on his desk and said, “That does it.
I’ve told you to come up with your Hot Season Weekly Feature, but you continue to give me nothing.”

“That’s beecause I haven’t come up with anything yet,” I said. “Otherwise, you’d already have it.”

“You have until the end of buzziness today to deliver your first Feature Article, or…” he started to buzz at me.

“Or else?” I asked.

“Precisely!” he shouted at me. “Now get out of my office!”

So I did that.

I guess I have my work cut out for me today. I hope I come up with something. And fast. In the meantime, I think some invigorating Recreational Screen Bouncing would bee just the thing to help me come up with something, probably.

So I’m gonna go do that.

Okay then. I hope everybody has a titillatingly delightful day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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