Georgie's on his way to an important Consultation...
I can’t go into the details right now - and I hafta make this quick - but I’m meeting today with the Famous Scientist and Inventor, Professor Gregorio Rawlingsford Bilderschlutten III. He says he’s developed a Protocol that can reverse this Unfortunate Plastic Surgery, probably.
He’s agreed to give me a Consultation about how I can definitely return to the way I used to look and help me get my life back.
Whatever you do, please don’t tell the Snark Brothers that I’m trying to have this Plastic Surgery reversed. I’m gonna hafta find just the right time and a highly diplomatic way to inform them that I refuse to bee the Face of Amalgamated Paper Spoons. If beeing TV star means I have to keep this Swollen Head, then no thanks.
I’m pretty sure they’ll understand. I may bee wrong about this, but I just have a feeling that beeneath their rough and unbeelievably menacing exteriors, Narville and Chaz Snark both have a soft spot for bees like me, bees who just wanna bee happy.
Anyway, I have to go meet Professor Bilderschlutten right now. I’ll letcha know what happens on Monday, okay?
Until then, then, I hope everybody has a uniquely sublime weekend!
I’ll see ya’ on Monday!