Georgie's Probably-Reversible Plastic Surgery has been temporarily postponed ...

Monday, April 18, 2016

I dunno about you, but I was super excited to wake up today, beecause it’s MONDAY! Mondays are just the best, aren’t they?

Well, I should probably tell you that I haven’t had that disastrous Probably-Reversible Plastic Surgery reversed yet. We kind of ran into a snag.

Evidently, Professor Bilderschlutten was doing a last-minute Clinical Trial on what he calls his “Bilderschlutten Device”. That’s the thing he told me he plans to use to reverse my plastic surgery. It seems he’d asked one of his interns to bee a test subject beefore he did the Procedure on me, and, as he put it, “Evidently, the Device wasn’t adjusted to the correct specifications. As a result, we had a bit of an Unfortunate Mishap,” he said.
“A Mishap?” I asked.
“Yes. An Unfortunate Mishap,” the Professor told me. “For some reason, the Device did not perform within the anticipated parameters as predicted by my preliminary calculations.”

“What happened, exactly? Show me.” I had to know.

So he showed me the Mishap.

AnUnfortunateMishap


Geeeeeeeeze. I never knew until now that radishes could have eyes and wings.

“So,” I asked, “who was that?”

“Oh, I’m sure you don’t know him. He was just one of my interns who now seems to be a radish of some sort. It goes without saying that this was not the predicated outcome. Apparently, I merely need to do some fine-tuning on the Device so this won’t happen again. Probably.”

I told the Professor that I really didn’t wanna end up as a radish. He agreed that wouldn’t bee a good thing.

“I will notify you when the observed anomalies are rectified and we can attempt to perform your Reversal Procedure. Until then, I think it may bee best we postpone your Procedure.”

So my Procedure is beeing postponed for later this week.

I hope he gets the problem figured out, because I’m highly anxious to get my normal face back.

In the meantime, the Professor told me I hafta go in this morning for a “fitting”, whatever that means. (I just hope I’m not beeing fitted for a Post-Surgical Salad Bowl or something, ya’ know?)

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has an amazingly tantalising day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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