...wonder who's at the door ...?

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

I'm incredibly disappointed that my favourite contestant in last night’s “Now THAT Bee Has A Lot of Talent! : The Semi-Finals” Talent Contest was disqualified. She was incredible. Her talent was crawling in and out of a series of tight spaces - almost-full pop cans, match boxes, etc. - in just a few seconds. It was amazing to watch. She was disqualified after she had crawled inside a box of match sticks and her feet moved so fast, the friction caused the matches to ignite. The box burst into flames just as she was making her exit. For a second or two there, we thought she might not make it out in time, but she managed to escape with only a slightly singed stinger.

It was very exciting.

I had really hoped she'd move on to the next round; unfortunately, beecause of her starting that fire and almost burning down about half of the set on stage, she was not only disqualified, but immediately arrested for starting a fire in a crowded theatre.

Anyway. We'll hafta wait until next week to see if they got the sets repaired and find out who moves into the final round. I can't wait.

In the meantime, Kevin (my Illegitimate Nephew), told me that he managed to fix it so we can watch the Special Speech that Queen Bee did last night.
"I think I got the whole thing," he said. "I might have missed the opening credits, but at least we'll bee able to hear what the Queen had to say. But I do need to ask you a question, uncle."
"What?" I asked.
"What does 'mandatory viewing' mean?"
"Oh, that means that you hafta watch something. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I noticed that when I first hit 'record', there was a big thing that said, 'THIS IS MANDATORY VIEWING. NO EXCEPTIONS.' "
"Really? It said that?" I asked.
"Yes, it did. Does this mean we'll get in trouble for watching the Talent Show last night instead of the Queen's broadcast?" Kevin seemed very worried.
"Oh, I'm sure it's fine. We can watch it this afternoon and nobody will bee the wiser," I told him.

Kevin seemed highly relieved.

Well, somebody’s knocking on the door, so I need to go see who it is.

I hope everybody has an amazingly effervescent day!

I'll see ya' later!

PS: Don't forget to check in tomorrow for the next part of my ongoing story, "The Bee Who Knew Too Much"! See ya' then!

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