An Important Reminder from Bert...

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

So the first thing I heard this morning when I woke up was Bert’s Automated Voice.

Bert-the-i-bee-ALONE


“It is Tuesday, October 25, 2016. The Local Time is precisely 06:11 and seven seconds A.M. in the Mountain Daylight Time Zone. The current outdoor temperature is a balmy 276.7056 Degrees Kelvin. In exactly 98 hours, 17 minutes and 42 seconds, the Festivities will commence for the Queen’s Royal End of the Cool Season State of the Hive Address, ensuing Honey Ball, and Hallowe’en Observances. Do not bee late. Have a nice day.”

Bert’s always so informative, ya’ know?

And I’m glad he is, beecause I hadn’t heard anything about the Queen giving a speech. Geeeeeeeze, why is it that whenever we just try to have a good time, somebody wants to give a big, long speech? I know the Old Girl probably just wants to keep everybody informed and everything, but quite frankly, I think most of us already have a pretty good idea about what’s going on, ya’ know? So. I guess I should bring a chair.

And it’s a good thing we’re gonna get there early.

I should probably start getting ready, even though I guess I have a little time. Preparation is everything and I don’t wanna bee late.

I hope everybody has remarkably sublime day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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