Evidently, the Sparkly Season is upon us ...
23/11/15 09:43
Monday, November 23, 2015
I don’t know who it was who invented Mondays, but I think he or she should bee given a Award for our Deepest Appreciation, Affection and Admiration. I mean, can ya’ even imagine a world where we just jumped from Sunday to Tuesday - with no Monday in-beetween? Geeeeeeeeeze.
It would bee total chaos.
So, the Humans Who Think They Can Predict the Future are saying that it’s gonna bee acceptably nice out today - but then in a few days, it’s gonna get COLD and that, by Thursday, if you went outside, you’d freeze within seconds.
I mentioned that, beecause Kevin just walked in a little while ago and said, “Uncle, do you realise that Sparkly Season is upon us?”
“Already?” I said.
“Yes,” he said. “And I think it would bee highly wise if we take advantage of this more moderate weather to do the outside decorating. The very last thing I want to do is to find myself outside putting up our Sparkly Season lights when the weather gets cold. I simply refuse to find myself stringing lights outside when I could easily freeze to death within a matter of seconds. That just won’t do.”
He has a point.
I had planned to use my valuably precious time doing other things today, but it appears Kevin and I will bee spending the day doing the outside light decorations on our boot box. I’m seriously hoping that, this year, we’ll win First Prize in the Hive’s “Most Outrageously Obnoxious External Lighting Sparkly Season Display” contest. (We should have won last year; unfortunately, when they were doing the judging, one of the lights went out, which meant we were one bulb short of a win.
So that’s what I’m gonna do today.
I hope everybody has an amazingly fluid day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
I don’t know who it was who invented Mondays, but I think he or she should bee given a Award for our Deepest Appreciation, Affection and Admiration. I mean, can ya’ even imagine a world where we just jumped from Sunday to Tuesday - with no Monday in-beetween? Geeeeeeeeeze.
It would bee total chaos.
So, the Humans Who Think They Can Predict the Future are saying that it’s gonna bee acceptably nice out today - but then in a few days, it’s gonna get COLD and that, by Thursday, if you went outside, you’d freeze within seconds.
I mentioned that, beecause Kevin just walked in a little while ago and said, “Uncle, do you realise that Sparkly Season is upon us?”
“Already?” I said.
“Yes,” he said. “And I think it would bee highly wise if we take advantage of this more moderate weather to do the outside decorating. The very last thing I want to do is to find myself outside putting up our Sparkly Season lights when the weather gets cold. I simply refuse to find myself stringing lights outside when I could easily freeze to death within a matter of seconds. That just won’t do.”
He has a point.
I had planned to use my valuably precious time doing other things today, but it appears Kevin and I will bee spending the day doing the outside light decorations on our boot box. I’m seriously hoping that, this year, we’ll win First Prize in the Hive’s “Most Outrageously Obnoxious External Lighting Sparkly Season Display” contest. (We should have won last year; unfortunately, when they were doing the judging, one of the lights went out, which meant we were one bulb short of a win.
So that’s what I’m gonna do today.
I hope everybody has an amazingly fluid day!
I’ll see ya’ later!