Georgie's Back!
24/08/15 10:21
Good morning, everybody! I’m back!
All of this sweet-smelling air, sparkling sunshine and sublime outside temperatures can only mean one thing: it’s finally MONDAY again! I’m incredibly excited about what the new week will bring, aren’t you?
Well, I hafta say that the last ten days or so have been very interesting. After all the delays and confusion I experienced in Zanzibar, word somehow got around the Hive that I was dead, deceased, alive no more. As you can clearly see, hopefully, those rumours were highly premature and I’m happy to report that, except for a slight headache I still have from enjoying too much nectar for the past several days, I’m very alive and extremely well. Mostly.
I probably shoulda told everybody that I was gonna go to Africa to do research for that film review, but I forgot, so when I didn’t show up for a long time (even after I was supposed to), somebody said, “Georgie’s dead. Probably.”
So, my Editor published my Obeeturary and a big article about me in the paper. Oh geeeeeeeze. That’s the last place anybody wants to see their name in print, right?
Anyway, the Hive was just getting ready to plan my funeral, when I returned and my Proof of Existence was discovered, then verified by ButterCup, who was the one peeking into my window the other day…and who, by the way, seemed very angry after she heard where I was and that I’d gone on a trip without her. But I think I told you that already. Maybee.
Everybody said they were relieved I’m still alive, so they canceled the funeral and decided to throw me a “Not A Funeral Party” Party, which lasted for several days (and which is why I still have a slight headache).
I must say, it was very thoughtful of my Editor to publish a correction in the “Bee Times Gazette Journal Record…and Online News” about all of this a few days ago (though personally, I think he did it so he could avoid having to deal with my lawyer, S.O.Bee, about the fact that he’d helped spread misinformation about me, but whatever works).
Anyway. I’m back. I’m still alive. And on Friday, my next movie review will be ready for your reading enjoyment. I know that everybody’s looking forward to that.
I hope everybody has a sparklingly refreshing day!
I’ll see ya’ later!