Great news! Georgie got an S.T.D. - and his Paper Spoons are on the way!
29/03/16 06:48
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
So I got a call from the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Corporation at around 1:30 this morning, informing me that, due to a Scheduling Conflict, I would need to come in earlier for my U.T.I. test and S.S. Interrogation.
I'm glad I had just finished memorising that huge Manual they gave me yesterday, so I'm pleased to announce that I got an S.T.D.!
I'm not sure what I would have done if I hadn't gotten my Shipping Transfer Document, ya' know?
I'm so excited.
Of course, that means that in just a few hours, my first, monthly shipment of 100 Cases of Amalgamated Paper Spoons will bee arriving!
Beefore they released me from my interrogation, a Snark Brothers Representative handed me this Informational Sheet about the company's line of Biohazard Suits and strongly recommended that I buy one for every member of my family. He said, "The Wing Band you've already been given is certainly nice to have - and required - but you need to think about the long-term health of yourself and your loved ones. Also, you should obtain one of these prior to your first delivery later today, if you want to enjoy your Paper Spoon Experience to the fullest and live to tell about it."
So I got a call from the Amalgamated Paper Spoon Corporation at around 1:30 this morning, informing me that, due to a Scheduling Conflict, I would need to come in earlier for my U.T.I. test and S.S. Interrogation.
I'm glad I had just finished memorising that huge Manual they gave me yesterday, so I'm pleased to announce that I got an S.T.D.!
I'm not sure what I would have done if I hadn't gotten my Shipping Transfer Document, ya' know?
I'm so excited.
Of course, that means that in just a few hours, my first, monthly shipment of 100 Cases of Amalgamated Paper Spoons will bee arriving!
Beefore they released me from my interrogation, a Snark Brothers Representative handed me this Informational Sheet about the company's line of Biohazard Suits and strongly recommended that I buy one for every member of my family. He said, "The Wing Band you've already been given is certainly nice to have - and required - but you need to think about the long-term health of yourself and your loved ones. Also, you should obtain one of these prior to your first delivery later today, if you want to enjoy your Paper Spoon Experience to the fullest and live to tell about it."
So I'm gonna go do that, then wait for my Paper Spoons to arrive!
I hope everybody has an unusually awe-inspiring day!
I'll see ya' later!