Here's hoping Georgie's curiosity doesn't get the better of him...

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

So, my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, and I went out to build a Snowbee yesterday. I helped him lift the middle part and head into place, (those parts turned out to bee extremely heavy) then he started putting the rest of the thing together while I watched.

As I was standing there, I kept hearing this very annoying, low buzzing noise. I thought maybee it was just the sound of that Human neighbour lady making toast in her microwave again (or whatever that sound is), but the closer I listened, the more I could tell it was coming from the direction of the Hive.

I told Kevin I was getting cold and needed to go inside to warm up. So I did that. But I also wanted to go in and grab my At The Ready™ Long-Scan Dual-Focus Daytime Binoculars with the LunaScanner Infrared Light Amplifier™ Module and see if I could see what might bee going on over there.

I stood just inside the boot box’s Emergency Side Door and started scanning the Hive for any sign of activity. Unfortunately, since it was cold out, everybody was inside the Hive, so I couldn’t see much. Still that low buzzing sound kept going.

I was trying to listen to what everybody was buzzing about when Kevin interrupted me.
“What are you doing, uncle?” he asked me.
“Trying to see what’s going on in the Hive,” I told him.

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Immediately, Kevin stopped what he was doing on the Snowbee and started to come over to me, lifting his wing in front of my binoculars and trying to block my view.

“Uncle Georgie,” he said, “you’re the best uncle in the world, and I love you, but I think it would beehoove you to know that peeping is not polite.”
“Geeeeze, Kevin,” I started to tell him, “I was just…”
“And I beelieve I’m correct when I say that it’s against the law. You could bee arrested, uncle,” he interrupted me.
“Yes, but,” I tried to explain myself.
“It’s called ‘Invasion of Privacy’ and ’Stalking”, uncle,” he kept at me. "I would appreciate it very much if, beefore you attract the attention of the Authorities, you return your binoculars to their proper storage place, then come back out here and help me finish this Snowbee. It won’t finish itself, you know.”

So I did that.

I still need to find out what’s really going on in the Hive, so tonight, after it’s dark and Kevin and everybody else is asleep, I’m gonna come back out and see what I can see.
(I’m glad I have the Infrared Light Amplifier attachment, ya’ know?)

Okay then. I hope everybody has an exquisitely festive day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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