Georgie's ready to get to work ...
25/03/16 06:43
Friday, March 25, 2016
So this morning, Kevin told me, his uncle whom he loves, how much he was going to appreciate my patronage informed me this morning that he’s taken the liberty of enrolling me in what he’s calling his “Recurrent, Automatic Paper Spoon Order Fulfilment Programme” (or R.A.P.S.O.F.P., for short). He says by doing this, I’ll enjoy a 0.003% discount on all my future Paper Spoon needs.
“Your first order of 100 cases of our fine Paper Spoons will bee shipped to you each and every month, starting next Tuesday,” he said.
Oh geeeeze.
“But…,” I started to say, but Kevin interrupted me.
“You see, uncle, my first, Contiguous Order Sale will go a long way in helping me beecome the top Paper Spoon Salesbee, which will mean a promotion. That would mean a raise, an improved Benefits Package, bonuses, a Retirement Plan. 42 weeks of paid vacation a year, employee discounts on all Snark Brothers Enterprises products and services, and automatic invitations to the Snark Brothers Enterprises Annual Hot Season Company Barbeque. So, I just want to say thank you and that I appreciate it.”
What could I say? How could I refuse to help my Illegitimate Nephew not find success? I couldn’t. So, over the weekend, I’m gonna hafta find a place to store all the Paper Spoons I’ll bee getting. I’m gonna need to build a storage shed outside. I’ve already found a set of plans and a book that will explain how to do this, and I’ve got my Official Storage Facility Building Overalls on, so this afternoon, I just need to go to the Hive Office of Capricious Construction, get all the permits I need, then spend the weekend building that.
So this morning, Kevin told me, his uncle whom he loves, how much he was going to appreciate my patronage informed me this morning that he’s taken the liberty of enrolling me in what he’s calling his “Recurrent, Automatic Paper Spoon Order Fulfilment Programme” (or R.A.P.S.O.F.P., for short). He says by doing this, I’ll enjoy a 0.003% discount on all my future Paper Spoon needs.
“Your first order of 100 cases of our fine Paper Spoons will bee shipped to you each and every month, starting next Tuesday,” he said.
Oh geeeeze.
“But…,” I started to say, but Kevin interrupted me.
“You see, uncle, my first, Contiguous Order Sale will go a long way in helping me beecome the top Paper Spoon Salesbee, which will mean a promotion. That would mean a raise, an improved Benefits Package, bonuses, a Retirement Plan. 42 weeks of paid vacation a year, employee discounts on all Snark Brothers Enterprises products and services, and automatic invitations to the Snark Brothers Enterprises Annual Hot Season Company Barbeque. So, I just want to say thank you and that I appreciate it.”
What could I say? How could I refuse to help my Illegitimate Nephew not find success? I couldn’t. So, over the weekend, I’m gonna hafta find a place to store all the Paper Spoons I’ll bee getting. I’m gonna need to build a storage shed outside. I’ve already found a set of plans and a book that will explain how to do this, and I’ve got my Official Storage Facility Building Overalls on, so this afternoon, I just need to go to the Hive Office of Capricious Construction, get all the permits I need, then spend the weekend building that.
I’m hoping Kevin will help me. He’s very good at building things, ya’ know.
So I’m gonna go do that, right after I have a long lunch.
I hope everybody has a massively superlative weekend!
I’ll see ya’ Monday!