It's Monday - and Georgie's returned from his Excursion...
09/05/16 11:02
Monday, May 9, 2016
How are my BeePs today? Is everybody as Deliriously Ecstatic that it’s finally Monday as I am?
I just have a word of advice for everybody:
If somebody invites you to go on a five-day, cross-country “vacation” on a Bicycle Built for Two, DON’T DO IT. Say that you hafta finish knitting an Emergency Toaster Cozy, or that you’d love to do that, but your doctor told you that fresh air is really bad for you…but whatever you do, come up with some sort of polite and reasonable-sounding excuse not to go. You’ll thank me later.
Seriously now.
After that Five-Day Bicycle-Built-For-Two Excursion that ButterCup and I went on, my legs feel like they’re gonna fall off. I can barely walk.
Also, about halfway through the trip, my bicycle seat completely fell off, which was highly uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna bee able to sit down for a week. (I’m not gonna go into the details on that one.)
How are my BeePs today? Is everybody as Deliriously Ecstatic that it’s finally Monday as I am?
I just have a word of advice for everybody:
If somebody invites you to go on a five-day, cross-country “vacation” on a Bicycle Built for Two, DON’T DO IT. Say that you hafta finish knitting an Emergency Toaster Cozy, or that you’d love to do that, but your doctor told you that fresh air is really bad for you…but whatever you do, come up with some sort of polite and reasonable-sounding excuse not to go. You’ll thank me later.
Seriously now.
After that Five-Day Bicycle-Built-For-Two Excursion that ButterCup and I went on, my legs feel like they’re gonna fall off. I can barely walk.
Also, about halfway through the trip, my bicycle seat completely fell off, which was highly uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna bee able to sit down for a week. (I’m not gonna go into the details on that one.)
Today, I think I need to buzz over to Bees ‘R Us and pick up a case of TenderButz™ Stinger Balm. My Southern Hemisphere, so to speak, needs some serious soothing.
So I’m gonna go do that.
I hope everybody has a ridiculously pleasant day!
I’ll see ya’ later!