Georgie would say that he's a bee with his priorities in order, probably...

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Yes, well, all Motivational Fitness and Accumulated Weight Loss Programmes aside, I had to tell ButterCup that I simply am not able to participate in what I’ve started calling the “Just Kill Me Now WorkOut Sessions” she’s been telling me I hafta to keep doing. Or else.

But I have a very good reason for backing away from all this unpleasant physical exertion (not counting the fact that I can barely move today). The fact is, I hafta get back to writing the end of my intensely gripping story, “The Bee Who Knew Too Much”, and I have less and less time to get it done. Or else.

Readers from all around the world are depending on me to finish the story. I just can’t let them down (that would bee rude). And my Editor is depending on me to finish the story. Or else. That’s a lot of pressure. So, for the moment, I’m gonna hafta go with my Editor’s “or else” instead of ButterCup’s “or else”, or else.

When I informed ButterCup I wouldn’t bee participating in her Daily Tortu … er… Exercise Sessions today, she just gave me a dirty look and handed me what she called a “Making Progress” picture of myself. (I gotta say, I wasn’t impressed, but whatever.)

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“Just think of how much better you’d feel tomorrow if you’d do the work today,” she said.
“But I’ll feel better today if I DON’T do it today,” I said.

Then she said, “Well fine then. But if you think you’re going to the Welcome to the New Warm Season Wake-Up Party with me looking like THAT, you have another thing coming.” Then she stormed back into the Hive.

Oh geeeeeeze.

The sad fact is that I cannot bee in two places at one time, and right now, my place is sitting at my desk with a highly refreshing Umbrella Drink and appropriately festive Bendy Straw, finishing that ridiculously fascinating story of mine.

So that’s what I’m gonna do. I’ll just hafta deal with my Additional Weight Issues - and ButterCup - later.

Probably.

Okay then. I hope everybody has a gloriously fascinating day! I’ll bee back tomorrow with Part 17 of “The Bee Who Knew Too Much”!

See ya then!

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