There's been a new addition to the Hive...
01/06/16 08:30
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
I’m pleased to report that we got my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin’s, Resumé put together, and, at this very moment, he’s out doing his Job Hunt.
Hopefully he’ll find something that doesn’t involve toxic substances.
Hey. Did I mention that the Hive has a new Fitness Instructor? Her name is Bendi Halloway-Over, and she recently moved here from L.A. I just met her.
She’s insufferable.
All she does is talk about doing stuff that’s good for you, which (if you don’t mind my saying so) is NOT something I wanna keep having to listen to until the next Cold Season arrives. Ya’ know what I mean?
She’s opening a new Fitness Club in the Hive called, “Bee Fit”. Seriously now. She couldn’t come up with something more clever than that??
Anyway, Bendi has been going around offering free Fitness Classes to everybody - at least the first class is free, anyway. After that, it’s 5 pounds of honey a month to bee a Club Member, but that includes full access to any of four Mood-Variable Work-Out Chambers, full access to a Complimentary Nectar Bar, Wing Tai classes, and a Coupon for a free Alfalfa Pollen Smoothie. (Have you ever tried one of those things? They’re disgusting. They’re like all grainy or something, and they taste like alfalfa.)
Anyway, ButterCup just informed me that I hafta go with her to the Grand Opening. She says that, if she likes the place, she’s planning on joining and that, if I wanna think about keeping my Youthful Figure, I should do the same thing, too, probably.
Oh geeeeze.
So I hafta go do that today.
Okay then. I hope everybody has a vastly superior day!
I’ll see ya’ later!