It's Monday! And it's a big day for Georgie . . .
01/06/15 10:40
Gooooooood Morning, everybody!
Well,I have a feeling this is gonna bee one of the BEST days of all time. Not only is it super-nice outside, but it's finally Monday again! Even better, today is the day that I can beegin collecting my life-time's supply of honey! I've got my Authorised Winner I.D. Photo I.D. card, I've got that huge check, proving that I won that contest, and my Certified Proof of Existence (as required in the Contest Winner's Rules), so in just a little while, I'm gonna go to the Prize Dispersal Office and pick up my first batch of honey. I'm very excited.
Ya' know, I was just thinking how sorry I feel for all the other bees who have to get their honey the old-fashioned way (ya' know: make it themselves). I'm so glad that, for the rest of my life, I never hafta cook again.
By the way, after I got that amazingly uncomfortable "I'm Thinking of You Hug" from Trip Snyder yesterday (who is still on vacation somewhere but I dunno where), I asked my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, if he and Bert could possibly figure out a way to remove that Maximum Ultra-Range Enhanced Thoracic Antagonizer that Trip insisted that I wear whenever he's not around. I really don't like that thing. They were able to take a close look at it after Trip finally stopped hugging me. After Kevin finished messing around with it, he said, "Well, Uncle Georgie, do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
"I suppose the bad news," I said.
"Okay then. The bad news is that there doesn't seem to bee any way to remove this thing, so I'm afraid you're stuck with it, at least until Trip gets back from his vacation."
Of course, I was deeply disappointed to hear that, but after I stopped sobbing, I asked, "So, what's the good news?"
"The good news, uncle, is that this thing is solar-powered. That means you'll never need to replace the batteries or even worry about having to recharge it. It's a very clever design - an UnRemovable, Continually-Powered Device that's lightweight, durable and waterproof. I must say. I don't know how he did it."
"THAT's the good news, that it will never stop working?" I asked.
"Exactly, uncle. It's a very impressive invention. Neither Bert or I can figure out how it works, but at least you'll never hafta worry about spending all your honey on batteries."
Oh geeeeeeeze. I was so looking forward to Trip, my Mandatory Publicist, not beeing around, but at this point, I wish he'd either come back from his getaway and take this thing off of me - or forget about me completely and never come back. Unfortunately, we just found out that he's had all his mail forwarded to my address, so it seems as if I'm stuck with Trip - and this Device of his - until I can figure out another way to get rid of him. But, as he told me just beefore he left, "Don't worry, Bee, I'll bee back. I'm not one to abandon my Clients."
Whatever.
Anyway. The Prize Dispersal Office opens in less than an hour, so I'd better bee on my way.
I hope everybody has tremendously festive day! I'll see ya' later!
Well,I have a feeling this is gonna bee one of the BEST days of all time. Not only is it super-nice outside, but it's finally Monday again! Even better, today is the day that I can beegin collecting my life-time's supply of honey! I've got my Authorised Winner I.D. Photo I.D. card, I've got that huge check, proving that I won that contest, and my Certified Proof of Existence (as required in the Contest Winner's Rules), so in just a little while, I'm gonna go to the Prize Dispersal Office and pick up my first batch of honey. I'm very excited.
Ya' know, I was just thinking how sorry I feel for all the other bees who have to get their honey the old-fashioned way (ya' know: make it themselves). I'm so glad that, for the rest of my life, I never hafta cook again.
By the way, after I got that amazingly uncomfortable "I'm Thinking of You Hug" from Trip Snyder yesterday (who is still on vacation somewhere but I dunno where), I asked my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, if he and Bert could possibly figure out a way to remove that Maximum Ultra-Range Enhanced Thoracic Antagonizer that Trip insisted that I wear whenever he's not around. I really don't like that thing. They were able to take a close look at it after Trip finally stopped hugging me. After Kevin finished messing around with it, he said, "Well, Uncle Georgie, do you want the good news or the bad news first?"
"I suppose the bad news," I said.
"Okay then. The bad news is that there doesn't seem to bee any way to remove this thing, so I'm afraid you're stuck with it, at least until Trip gets back from his vacation."
Of course, I was deeply disappointed to hear that, but after I stopped sobbing, I asked, "So, what's the good news?"
"The good news, uncle, is that this thing is solar-powered. That means you'll never need to replace the batteries or even worry about having to recharge it. It's a very clever design - an UnRemovable, Continually-Powered Device that's lightweight, durable and waterproof. I must say. I don't know how he did it."
"THAT's the good news, that it will never stop working?" I asked.
"Exactly, uncle. It's a very impressive invention. Neither Bert or I can figure out how it works, but at least you'll never hafta worry about spending all your honey on batteries."
Oh geeeeeeeze. I was so looking forward to Trip, my Mandatory Publicist, not beeing around, but at this point, I wish he'd either come back from his getaway and take this thing off of me - or forget about me completely and never come back. Unfortunately, we just found out that he's had all his mail forwarded to my address, so it seems as if I'm stuck with Trip - and this Device of his - until I can figure out another way to get rid of him. But, as he told me just beefore he left, "Don't worry, Bee, I'll bee back. I'm not one to abandon my Clients."
Whatever.
Anyway. The Prize Dispersal Office opens in less than an hour, so I'd better bee on my way.
I hope everybody has tremendously festive day! I'll see ya' later!