The contest results are in . . .
01/12/15 10:43
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
You won’t beelieve this.
We didn’t win this year’s Most Outrageously Obnoxious External Lighting Sparkly Season Display Contest, Minimalist Category.
I couldn’t figure out how it would bee possible to LOSE the contest with only ONE light bulb as a decoration. As it turns out, the only competition we had was from a bee down the way who also only had one light bulb, but who attached a dimmer switch to it. So he won. This also means he gets the bragging rights for the next year.
Geeeeeeeze. It just isn’t fair.
Anyway, Great Grandma Gee Gee baked my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, and I a batch of her Honeychew Krisp cookies to help us feel better.
“Here, dear,” she said. “These will make you feel better.”
And they do. Kinda.
Well, it’s still cold and icy out, so I’m gonna spend the day looking through old issues of Hive Holiday magazine to see if I can find some Sparkly Season decorating ideas for next year. It’s never too early to start planning, ya’ know?
I hope everybody has a massively superior day!
I’ll see ya’ later!
You won’t beelieve this.
We didn’t win this year’s Most Outrageously Obnoxious External Lighting Sparkly Season Display Contest, Minimalist Category.
I couldn’t figure out how it would bee possible to LOSE the contest with only ONE light bulb as a decoration. As it turns out, the only competition we had was from a bee down the way who also only had one light bulb, but who attached a dimmer switch to it. So he won. This also means he gets the bragging rights for the next year.
Geeeeeeeze. It just isn’t fair.
Anyway, Great Grandma Gee Gee baked my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, and I a batch of her Honeychew Krisp cookies to help us feel better.
“Here, dear,” she said. “These will make you feel better.”
And they do. Kinda.
Well, it’s still cold and icy out, so I’m gonna spend the day looking through old issues of Hive Holiday magazine to see if I can find some Sparkly Season decorating ideas for next year. It’s never too early to start planning, ya’ know?
I hope everybody has a massively superior day!
I’ll see ya’ later!