Never argue with a Swarm of bees....
Okay. I got to the bottom of why I was recently told that I “Over Share”.
Evidently, some of the bees around here think that I’m sharing too much information about what’s going with their private lives inside and out of the Hive. A large swarm of them came over to my Boot Box yesterday and said, “Georgie, we need to have a little talk.” (That was who was at my door.)
Oh geeeeeeeeze.
“Look, Georgie,” they said, “we really don’t mind that you tell the Humans about most things we’re doing. We appreciate the attention. We need it, beecause, quite frankly, it seems there are too many Humans who seem to have us all wrong and don’t seem to appreciate the fact that they need us. Bee that as it may, we think you might bee sharing far too Intimate Details about us, and maybee you could just tone it down a little bit.”
I told them I was sorry if I’d offended anybody, but tried to explain to them that it’s my job to do that, and that it was all the Juicy Stuff that Humans seemed to like the most, probably.
“Beesides,” told them, “do you really think anybody at all would read my Daily Diary if I left out all the Interesting Stuff? No. Humans already think we’re highly boring, so why would anybody bother reading about that?”
They all had to agree that I had a point, so I asked them what they wanted me to do about it.
“You mentioned you share all this Information with the Humans every day, right?”
“Right,” I said, beecause I do, except for Saturdays and Sundays when I’m not doing that.
“Okay,” they said. “Let’s agree on something here. Instead of this Every Day Thing you’ve been doing, how about you tone it down to once a week?”
“Once a week?” I asked.
“Once a week,” they said. It seemed to me that, whether I liked it or not, they had already reached an agreement on this whole thing. “It will help you resist the urge to Over Share.”
Fine. Who am I to argue with a Swarm of Bees? That’s something nobody should ever do. It’s just a bad idea.
“And we want it to start right after the party this weekend. After next Monday, you’re going to bee limited to Over Sharing only once a week. Or else. Do we understand each other?”
I think we do, probably, even though they never told me what the Or Else is if we don’t understand each other. I hope they wouldn’t think of doing something like folding my wings in half or tying my antennae in festive knots. That would hurt. A lot.
So I guess I’m gonna start sharing what’s going on around with all my BeePs and everybody else just one time a week.
I haven’t quite figured out how this is all gonna work yet, but I will. Or else.
As soon as I figure it all out, I’ll letcha know, okay?
I hope everybody has a absurdly enjoyable day!
I’ll see ya’ later!