Do you know what kind of unreasonable pressure that puts on me? Geeeeeze. What if I don’t remember to get it done one of these weeks? He’s gonna look pretty foolish if that happens, ya’ know?

So tomorrow, after my Weekly Feature Thingy comes out, I’m fully expecting to hear great things from my Editor. I’m totally sure he’s going to bee completely happy with things this week, and that I’m not gonna bee fired.

Oh! My BeePs will bee happy to know that I have found the perfect TIE for this week’s “Tips, Ties, and Tittle Tattle”. It’s a necktie. It goes around somebody’s neck and gets tied really tight, and, as my Editor keeps telling me, that’s good for circulation. He’s gonna bee so happy!

You’ll get to see that tomorrow. Probably.

To celebrate, I get to spend the day helping Great Grandma Gee Gee deliver a huge shipment of her Royal Honeychew Krisp Cookies to Brazil. I’ve heard they’ve beecome quite popular there. Nobody’s really surprised about that, but why they need a three-year supply of Cookies is kind of a mystery. But that’s fine. As Great Grandma Gee Gee’s new Company Slogan says, “The More Cookies, The Better for Everybody!” and everybody in Brazil must think that’s true.

So it’s all good.

And did I tell you that I found a Rose Delivery Service for all those Fresh Roses I hafta bring to the Tango Class every Saturday? I did, and for some reason, it’s highly expensive. For the next 87 weeks - or seven years, whichever comes first - I hafta pay 25 pounds of honey for a Fresh Rose every week.

The Delivery Service (the only one that delivers to this neighbour) is called Dandy Andy’s Fresh Rose and Noxious Weed Delivery Service. I didn’t even know they existed, but somebody told me they’re the only place in town where you can get Fresh Roses, or Noxious Weeds, if you need them. (Usually, I can just go out and find Noxious Weeds - and they’re usually free - but Dandy Andy puts them all together in a highly attractive arrangement and, with the option of adding a Seasonally Appropriate Vase (or Festive Container), it’s probably worth the honey. After all, if ya’ hafta have Noxious Weeds, they might as well bee attractive, right?

So that’s taken care of, which is a huge relief.

Is that all you wanted to know about today? Good. Beecause I’m gonna go take a nap.

I hope everybody has a uniquely qualified day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

OH! And bee sure to check back tomorrow, when you can read my next Weekly Feature Thingy! Nobody should miss that. Especially my Editor.