Kevin has to find a job . . .

Monday, March 14, 2016

Now this is cool. I couldn’t help but notice that Monday came an hour early this week. I hafta say that just about the only thing better than Monday coming in the first place is a Monday that comes early. Like today did. I love that.

I just thought I’d mention that.

So, with beeginning of the New Warm Season only a few days away, I thought it would bee a good time to encourage my Illegitimate Nephew, Kevin, to get a job.
And since today is Monday, Glorious Early Monday, it’s the perfect day for him to beegin looking for one.

I’m not sure about this, but I’m totally certain that there’s a new Company that’s gonna bee opening up around here soon. I dunno what they sell, but I have heard that the rumours going around that there wasn’t going to bee a new Company opening weren’t true, which means there will bee. I also heard that it’s a division of Snark Brothers Enterprises, but they refuse to talk about it. I guess we’ll just hafta wait.

In the meantime, I suggested that Kevin go over and pay his Estranged Sister, Felonie, a visit and see if he can put in an early job application for the Company we’re not supposed to know is opening and nobody is talking about. I think since they’re related, probably, he’d bee ideal for the job. Whatever it is.

So he’s gonna do that today, which is why he’s all dressed up the way he is. Great Grandma Gee Gee put together a crocheted Job Interview Suit that he could wear today. He told me in private that it’s a bit baggy and it itches (he didn’t wanna hurt Gee Gee’s feelings, ya’ know, but we both think that maybee Gee Gee should just stick to baking cookies). Still, Kevin was happy to have a new outfit, since he said he hadn’t done laundry since last October.

Kevin'sJobInterviewOutfit

Anyway.

While he’s doing that today, I’m gonna buzz back over to the Hive. I’m pretty sure most everybody’s awake by now - it is less than a week until the New Warm Season starts - and maybee somebody can finally tell me what happened with our Queen. And stuff.

So I’m gonna go do that.

I hope everybody has a huge, huge day.

I’ll see ya’ later!

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