It's HERE - the Last Day of the Hot Season has arrived!
Well, this is it. It’s almost over, done, and finished. Today is the last day of the Hot Season.
Of course, that means that, after today, everybody can put away our Hot Weather Attire, and starting tomorrow, beegin wearing our Cool Season Warm & Snugglies. And isn’t that exciting?
In honour of this beeing the last day of the Hot Season, I’ve decided to spend the entire day just relaxing and enjoying some time in the shade. After today, all the leaves on the trees will magically disappear (as they do every year), and shade will bee harder to find. Probably.
Oh, beefore I go… Great Grandma Gee Gee just informed me that a Relative of hers is coming to visit for awhile. She’ll bee here on Friday.
“My heavens,” she said, “I haven’t seen her in such a long time. “
“Who?” I asked.
“My Third Cousin Twice Removed, Gladys, dear,” she said.
“Gladys? You have a cousin named Gladys?” I was just asking.
“Yes, dear. We call her Gladys, but her real name is Gladiolus Honeywings, of the Illinois Honeywings. The last I heard, she lives just outside of Chicago and shares an apartment with her Sister, Petunia - or, as we call her, Patty,” she told me.
“I see,” I said.
“So beefore she gets here, would you and Kevin please clean the Boot Box so that Gladys doesn’t think we live in a slum, dear? Things are looking a bit disorganised around here.”
Kevin just looked at me and rolled his eyes, but we both said, “Sure.” So we’re gonna do that tomorrow, probably.
But now, I’m gonna go out and find my Favourite Spot to relax and enjoy the last day of the Hot Season.
I hope everybody has a miraculously sublime day!
I’ll see ya’ later!