Tango lessons beegin on Saturday...

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

hotseason


So how are all my BeePs today? Is everybody surviving this hot, hot Hot Season? It’s unbeelievably hot out, isn’t it? I’m making a point of drinking lots of Nectar so I don’t get dehydrated. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s beeing all dried out.

Well, we’re just one day away from my next Weekly Feature Thingy beeing published in the Bee Times Gazette Journal Record…and Online News. I’m confident that everybody is really looking forward to that. And, if I can make a suggestion, bee sure to set aside a nice block of time to really absorb and enjoy the second instalment in my Hot Season Feature. An hour should bee enough, but two might bee better.

Just to let everybody know, ButterCup and I are now signed up for Tango Classes. Unfortunately, I found out that Bendy Halloway-Over’s Health Club, “Bee Fit”, offers Tango Classes. When ButterCup heard that, she said, “Oh this is just the best! We can go to our class, then grab a bite to eat afterwards! I can’t wait to beegin!”

Oh geeeeeze. I think we all know what that means. In case you’ve forgotten, Bendy has that horrible Salad Bar, so that means that every time ButterCup and I go for a lesson, I’m gonna hafta eat one of those horrible salads.

In case you’ve never visited that place and had to suffer through one of Bendy’s salads, lemme just tell you that they’re the absolute worst in the history of salads. If you have been there, you know what I’m talking about here.

Anyway, our first Tango Lesson is Saturday. According to the brochure, there’s a total of 87 Lessons included in the Deluxe Learn to Tango Package Deal (it was cheaper than the Lesson-By-Lesson Plan), so now everybody knows what I’ll bee doing for the next seven years or so.

I hafta say that I think that’s a highly large number of lessons just to learn to Tango, but according to the brochure, there are a lot of subtleties one must learn beefore learning to Tango correctly, so who am I to argue?

Ya’ know, I should’ve just given ButterCup a nice set of elegant Antennae Cozies for our Anniversary, but it’s too late now. Probably.

Okay then. I hope everybody has a tremendously exceptional day!

I’ll see ya’ later!

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